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InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts

People of the world, traditional insults, language insults, insult meanings, typical insult

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have diamonds for days, and our villagers are so rich they wipe their butts with emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who spit on anyone who dares to grief. And our admin? Let’s just say he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky chaos. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

favorite insult, banter insult, friendly insult, clean insult, mild insult

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

smart insult, Brain, big, sly insult, burns

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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InsultCraft Minecraft Server

peculiar behavior, quirky interaction, peculiar encounter, InsultCraft, strange behavior

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell” or “you’re ugly”? Well, look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be insulted in ways you never thought possible! Join us and prepare to be roasted by our team of professional insult artists who will leave you questioning your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of pig-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious bacon reserves. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the back of a mighty pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Legend has it that this feathered fiend lays explosive eggs and has a taste for player flesh. Will you be brave enough to face off against this fearsome fowl?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience insults, pig-riding warriors, and explosive chickens like never before!

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InsultCraft – Says What?!

jesting, humor, wordplay, funny, jestingly

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

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ChildLifeRuinerCraft

Gráinne, Conversation, uk, irish people, hindsight

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the names are a rollercoaster ride of emotions!

Join us and meet players with names like “Grain” that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pronunciation. But don’t worry, we won’t let you ruin anyone’s self-esteem like some people do in real life!

Come for the crazy name stories, stay for the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that only happen on our server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about Irish culture along the way (but probably not, let’s be real).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, we promise)!

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ProudCraft SMP

smp, proud of my journey, success, proud achievement, accomplishment

Have you ever built a roller coaster that catapults you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft SMP and show off your mad building skills while dodging creepers and zombies left and right. Trust us, you’ll never be bored here – we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. It was epic! So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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CraftyMatrimonySecrets

love, Secrets, marriage advice, Honesty, Marriage Communication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop!

Join us if you want to discover the hidden underground bunker where all the villagers hold their secret dance parties, or the mysterious portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally!).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a unicorn for a day. And don’t even get us started on the secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of baby zombies.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and uncover the secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out what your spouse has been hiding from you all this time!

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What is the IP for Royalty Gaming Minecraft Server?

royal, Dhar maan, royalty gaming, royalty gaming channel, ali ferran

Royalty Gaming is a renowned gaming channel on YouTube known for its high-quality content, engaging live streams, and entertaining gameplay videos. Led by a passionate team of gamers, Royalty Gaming has amassed a dedicated following of fans who tune in regularly to watch the latest gaming trends and updates. With a focus on creating a community of like-minded individuals who share a love for gaming, Royalty Gaming continues to grow and inspire gamers of all ages.

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Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

HACKING, Minecraft, Cheating, Legitimate, Plugins

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No.	Rule
1	No excessively offensive language
2	No politics or other controversial topics
3	No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4	Do not disturb other players’ property
5	Do not build too close to other players
6	Be respectful to others and be kind!
7	No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.