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  • InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts

    InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts

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    Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have diamonds for days, and our villagers are so rich they wipe their butts with emeralds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who spit on anyone who dares to grief. And our admin? Let’s just say he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky chaos. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

    InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

    InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • InsultCraft Minecraft Server

    InsultCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell” or “you’re ugly”? Well, look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be insulted in ways you never thought possible! Join us and prepare to be roasted by our team of professional insult artists who will leave you questioning your very existence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of pig-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious bacon reserves. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the back of a mighty pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Legend has it that this feathered fiend lays explosive eggs and has a taste for player flesh. Will you be brave enough to face off against this fearsome fowl?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience insults, pig-riding warriors, and explosive chickens like never before!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • InsultCraft – Says What?!

    InsultCraft – Says What?!

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    u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

    also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SmellCraft: AI Disease Detect

    SmellCraft: AI Disease Detect

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    LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where we solve the MYSTERY of smell with AI! we gots devices dat can tell if u sick just by sniffing u! join now and smell the adventure! who knew smell could be so LIT in minecraft?! 😂👃🔥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersCash is a talented and passionate individual who excels in the fields of finance and entrepreneurship. With a background in business administration and a keen eye for trends, Cash has successfully created and managed multiple successful ventures. Known for his strategic thinking and ability to drive results, Cash continues to make a significant impact in the industry.

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  • Excel Network

    Excel Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are still under development working as much as we can! We are looking to grow our community!. We offer lots of game modes!

    mc.excelnetwork.pro

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  • DEVACraft

    DEVACraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    You can play games with your friends on our server in version 1.20.4 and build a dream world out of blocks in your spare time during your summer vacation.

    Some Features on the Server Trade Clanship and Guilds Level Private Property

    play.devacraft.net

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  • The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4

    The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4

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    The Stone Golem SMP Server Overview:

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock
    Server Age Almost 3 years old
    Server Difficulty Hard Mode
    Monetary Gain Only through Donations

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    What features can be found on The Stone Golem SMP?

    Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.

    How can I join the server?

    IP: thestonedgolem.live

    Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

    Are there community events on the server?

    Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.

    Is everything on the server free?

    Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.

    Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

    Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.

    How can I communicate with others on the server?

    Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.

    Are there ways to protect my builds from griefing?

    Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.

    Are there PvP options on the server?

    Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.

    For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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