InsultCraft – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts
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Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have diamonds for days, and our villagers are so rich they wipe their butts with emeralds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who spit on anyone who dares to grief. And our admin? Let’s just say he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky chaos. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts
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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns
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Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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InsultCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell” or “you’re ugly”? Well, look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be insulted in ways you never thought possible! Join us and prepare to be roasted by our team of professional insult artists who will leave you questioning your very existence.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of pig-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious bacon reserves. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the back of a mighty pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Legend has it that this feathered fiend lays explosive eggs and has a taste for player flesh. Will you be brave enough to face off against this fearsome fowl?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience insults, pig-riding warriors, and explosive chickens like never before!

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InsultCraft – Says What?!
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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.
also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

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Normal Survival
Survival, Vanilla
This is a suvival server
-_-_-_RULES-_-_-_ 1. No hacking 2. No swearing 3. Do not, whatever you do, do NOT hack the server as this will result in a PERMANENT ban.
normalsuvival.minefort.com

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Bluiesmp
Bed wars, Multiplayer Survival
Hello! Good to stop by BluieSmp. We offer Survival, Bedwars, LifeSteal, and Duals!Thanks for stopping by! Hope You guys enjoy, please vote. Were a small server. wishing to get big.
bedrock and javaip: Play.BluieSmp.netPort: 8122
play.bluiesmp.net

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LAVACUBE | ANARCHY | GRIF TNT | CLAN WARS Minecraft server
Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Economy, Free Donations, Grief, Large Online, Private, PvE, PvP, Russian, Without Launcher
ANARCHY MINECRAFT 1 16 5 | GRIF TNT | BIG ONLINE | CLAN WARS!
mc.LavaCube.ru

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Ergaland
Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival
Come in and enjoy a 24 hour server! We’re brand new Factions Server, I personally do daily updates to the server to maintain stability!
51.81.48.23:25695

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Valhalla network
Skyblock, Survival, Survival OP, zombies
Join our Minecraft community, we are a new server with good potential!
valhallanetwork.xyz

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ScrayWorld Minecraft server
New server! ScrayWorld on version 1.8-1.8.8
The server is under development (open for Beta testing)
The first players who enter the Beta testing period will receive pleasant gifts; detailed information can be found in our telegram channel https://t.me/scrayworld
135.181.126.178:25962

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N&M ~ All The Mods 9 ~ v2.5.0
Allthemods9, Newserver, Simple, Survival
Are you looking for a small community to enjoy the mod pack, come join us! We have a small basic server with 30gbs of ram, FTB teams, and Chunks are enabled, along with force load chunks offline.
Server informationAll The Mods 9 Version: 2.5.0
98.97.106.12

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Zenith
Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny
Zenith is a Towny War server with a large focus on roleplay and worldbuilding through player made history. Because of this we have significantly changed many of the core features of Towny to meet our needs of a complete immersion but with many of the familiar basic towny commands. To give players more control of the world we added cannons, catapults, ballistas, advanced horse combat, religion & gods, and realistic farming. In addition, there is a unique leveling system that encourages competition between players, and rewards players with cosmetic items for being in a higher level. We also have a custom map with many additions (like different ore rates in different regions with many unique landmarks) and many quality-of-life features to the world like the ability to sit down, sell items in an auction house, balancing many materials, player shops, server sleeping system, and jobs. There are many more features that add realism to the server, but to see the rest you should come check it out!
Thank you for reading this, and we hope that you join!
zenithserver.net

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pvpnetwork.de
Anarchy, Economy, FTB, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival
This is supposed to be an old school Minecraft pvp server that EVERYONE can/should be able to work on. Nowadays most servers are equipped with all sorts of plugins, games and different modes. The overview and the friends at the game are simply inevitable after a short time. We want to create a server that has the focus relies entirely on its community again. Without our opinion unnecessary bells and whistles that make the whole server unnecessary makes it confusing. It’s hard to believe that there were still individual servers for each different mode. Nowadays you can find everything on one server. You save time this way, but one Community cannot be built like this.
Our server is supposed to be a kind of pvp server, like when Minecraft was still in its infancy :). Let’s see, maybe we can do what it took us for hours to establish the PC for a new generation :).
pvpnetwork.de

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Creativebuilding
Bungeecord, Creative, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, No Whitelist, RPG, Skyblock, Survival
CreativeBuilding | Network– Survival / with mcMMO, landclaim & More– Creative / with Plots, contests & MoreIP: play.my-creativebuilding.netDiscord: https://discord.gg/CFkNcrNukR
Ready for an epic Minecraft journey? Look no further! Join our incredible Minecraft server and step into a world bursting with excitement and adventure. With awesome game modes like survival and creative, there’s endless fun for everyone. But that’s not all! Our server is filled with a fantastic community of friendly players, and we’re always growing. Join our forums site and hop onto our Discord server to connect with other awesome gamers, share your incredible stories, and never miss out on the latest news and events. Get ready for an unforgettable experience. Join us today and let the Minecraft magic begin!
We are always open to suggestions! If you have questions/comments/concerns, please contact us: [email protected] or https://mc-creativebuilding.net/community/misc/contact
Versions 1.8.X – 1.20.X Each server has a recommended version to play on
play.mc-creativebuilding.net

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