InsultCraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts

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Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have diamonds for days, and our villagers are so rich they wipe their butts with emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who spit on anyone who dares to grief. And our admin? Let’s just say he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky chaos. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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InsultCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell” or “you’re ugly”? Well, look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be insulted in ways you never thought possible! Join us and prepare to be roasted by our team of professional insult artists who will leave you questioning your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of pig-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious bacon reserves. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the back of a mighty pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Legend has it that this feathered fiend lays explosive eggs and has a taste for player flesh. Will you be brave enough to face off against this fearsome fowl?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience insults, pig-riding warriors, and explosive chickens like never before!

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InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

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CraftyPersianJailbird18.5

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!

join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!

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DreamCraftAI

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u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u!

imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.

so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.

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LonelyCraft: Health Edition

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are you tired of feeling lonely and sick all the time? come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky health problems! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your headaches and nausea. we have a magical potion that cures loneliness and makes you feel like a boss in the game. join now and start feeling like a million diamonds!

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MineFight Server – Street Fighter Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with M. Bison gameplay trailers, character reveal trailers, and balance patches that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Watch high level replays, study Street Fighter 6 frame data, and consult the SuperCombo Wiki for all your fighting game needs. Need to work on your footsies? Check out the Footsies Handbook and get ready to kick some serious butt.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a fighting game glossary to help you navigate the world of combos and counters. Plus, use Fightcade to play all your favorite classic fighting games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2.

Still not convinced? How about following Daigo’s warm-up routine with his famous drills? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by non-euro chuds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and show those non-euro chuds what real fun looks like!

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CraftyCousin’sMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Witness the tale of a family torn apart by a meme gone wrong, where a harmless joke leads to suspensions, panic attacks, and even the threat of losing a prestigious scholarship. Who knew a simple TikTok post could cause so much chaos?

But wait, there’s more! Discover the shocking betrayal of a cousin once removed, who reports her own family member for a crime she didn’t commit. Will this family ever be the same again? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of “Minecraft: Family Feud”.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the tears of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have us?

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BabyBlockBuster

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Are you tired of your family stealing your future baby names? Join our Minecraft server where you can claim any name you want without fear of it being taken by a sneaky sibling or cousin! Build your virtual world and name everything from your pets to your buildings with no interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can finally have your dream daughter named Scarlett without anyone stealing it from you. On our server, you are the master of your own destiny and no one can tell you what to do. So come join us and create the ultimate virtual reality where your wildest dreams can come true, baby names included!

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HighSchoolPeak Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being judged for peaking in high school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and relive your glory days by building the most epic high school ever in Minecraft. Show off your school spirit by creating a football field bigger than Texas and hosting prom in a virtual castle. Who needs real life when you can rule the school in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that you’re still the coolest kid from high school, even if it’s just in a blocky world.

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MythBustedCraft

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Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server that was rumored to be home to a secret society of diamond-loving llamas. Yes, you heard that right – llamas who were obsessed with shiny, sparkly diamonds! Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the ability to communicate with these blinged-out llamas and trade with them for rare treasures. But beware, they have a strict dress code of only wearing diamond armor and will judge you harshly if you show up in anything less flashy.

But that’s not all! This server is also said to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He will follow you around, trying to give you hugs (explosive ones, of course) and whispering sweet nothings in your ear like “sssssssssssssssssssssss.” It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that is as bizarre and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us and see if you can survive the diamond llama society and make friends with a friendly creeper ghost. It’s an adventure like no other!

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