insult without swearing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Punchline

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

GemCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, animation, Anime, Character development, critique, Decline, Disappointment, discussion, Downfall, fan reaction, Fandom, GemCraft, Houseki no Kuni, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, pacing, Plot, review, Server, stop being good, storytelling

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5953	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where houseki no kuni is the law of the land. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops – on our server, you’ll be mining for precious gemstones and battling it out with humanoid gemstone creatures!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where houseki no kuni is actually a paradise where gems frolic in the sun all day long. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your spot in this glittering utopia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most gem-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Grim SMP Matchdown

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

NoMoreHubbyMess

Boundaries, cleaning, clutter, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, NoMoreHubbyMess, organization, parenting, relationships, Resentment, self-care, working parents

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of cleaning up after everyone in your house? Do you feel like a maid instead of a mom? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about clutter or mess. No more picking up after your husband or kids, just pure creative freedom. And the best part? You can make your husband clean up after himself in the game too! Watch as he struggles to put his virtual clothes in the hamper, just like in real life.

But beware, if you don’t clean up after yourself in the game, your virtual husband might get mad at you too! So come join us and let off some steam in a world where you can finally be selfish and put yourself first. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5838
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7147	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mines Excavated:	2990
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8938
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.