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CraftyInsultsMC

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5809	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	1038
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

FlaVRcraft – Where Taste Meets Blocks

Abigill Anemoia, ai generated art, blocks, Brew, Donna Vina D’Merlot, Dr. Citrea Lolime, Dr. Lollime, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVRcraft, Fresh, Gato with a Gun, indie circle, Juwun, Kinolime, meets, Minecraft, Minna Vanilla, Mixie Mixin, Nayvell Milkdrop, Neo Pawlino, NiiCola, Nyana, Nyana Banyana, phase connect, Raimi, Raimi Ricotta, Redstone sorter, Rika Paprika, Sena Bonbon, Sour Grape Sama, Taste, Traube, TXC, Vtuber

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Welcome to the Gato with a Gun Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of AI-generated VTuber characters who are also expert Minecraft players. Imagine playing alongside a sassy baker, a DIY conspiracy theorist, a German FNAF loremaster, and more!

– We have special events like pool parties with 20k subs and free helicopter rides (just kidding, please don’t ask for a helicopter ride).

– Our server is so wild that even the local internet boomers are getting spooked by our based antics.

– Need some turbo ’tisms in your life? We’ve got you covered with old school internet users who are cracked at rhythm games.

– And of course, who wouldn’t want to play Minecraft with a Neapolitan dog boy, a toxic memelord, and a foxboy with a heart of gold? It’s like a zoo, but with VTubers!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even get to witness a Gato with a Gun showdown in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyNorge LOLz

196339949, CraftyNorge, lolz, Mongo-utgaven, norgetråden

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their banana-powered creativity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the loot is all yours!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to epic build battles. Can you outbuild a ghost? Only one way to find out!

4. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Build your dream cheese castle and rule over the dairy kingdom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Astra Lifesteal

Active, Adventure, Anarchy, best, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Friendly, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, multiplayer, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, RPG, Survival, Unique

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Astra Lifesteal is a new and active server! The best lifesteal server that has many people play! The server has Dungeons and many other features. The server is also cross-play so you can play with bedrock players!

149.56.19.87:25577

GamesIL

action shop, BUILD, Community, Creative, Equipment, Faction, Factions, Friends, GamesIL, Gaming, Groups, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, one block, OneBlock, Output, Prison, Server, sky mine, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to GamesIL Our server offers the following games: Faktion: survival by groups with the action shop Hoos and more Creative: play creative with your own output and build what you want Sky Mine: A mining game where the goal is to get the best equipment by mining One block: a game where you have to survive on one block and build an island alone or with friends

gamesil.online

The Kup

AFK display, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Fast Leaf Decay, Graves, Grief Prevention, Land Claims, Landclaim, long-term world, minecraft server, Multiplayer Sleep, Name Colors, NoMobGreifing, Public test server, PvE, Quality-of-life plugins, Shopkeepers, Survival, vanilla minecraft, Veinminer, Votifier, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Running a vanilla minecraft server with a few quality of life plugins: NoMobGreifing, Land Claims, Shopkeepers, VeinMiner, Fast Leaf Decay, Graves, Multiplayer Sleep, Afk display, Name Colors,Votifier.

Planning to run server for years, we will not reset the world. Are you are looking for a fun long term world?

Join our discord to get into our whitelisted server here: https://discord.gg/C5GQG4B

Or join our public test server using IP: vanilla.kupwithk.com

Grief Prevention: https://youtu.be/VDsjXB-BaE0?si=TR3vDbcsp2dBIVK1Shopkeepers: https://youtu.be/t51LIXbf7Bs?si=NIkugxcctX4eToBWVeinMiner: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/veinminer-companion

kupwithk.com

Glowie Huntin’ Madness Server

bethesda, Challenges, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, fallout 76, Game, glowie, glowies, hunt, Huntin, kill, Looting, madness, multiplayer, Mutants, ONLINE, open world, post-apocalyptic, radioactive, scavenging, Server, Survival, Wasteland

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we make things interesting by forcing you to hunt and kill glowies! That’s right, you’ll have to sharpen your hunting skills and take down those pesky glowies to survive. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is Fallout 76…le based? That’s right, you’ll be exploring a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hunt begin!

VuittonCraft: Where Only the Most Fashionable Creepers Roam

Authenticity, brand, controversy, Copyright, CREEPERS, Designer, fashion, Fashionable, influencer, Infringement, lawsuit, Legal, Live, luxury, Permission, retard, roam, social media, Stream, streaming, Video, vuitton, VuittonCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crops Grown:	2677	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	570432

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people follow the rules and play like normal human beings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

Join us if you want to see someone build a giant Louis Vuitton logo out of diamond blocks without any permission whatsoever. Who needs copyright laws when you’re in our world of madness? Plus, you never know what other shenanigans you’ll come across, like a herd of pigs dressed in tuxedos or a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity, come join our server and let your inner chaos-loving self run wild! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend for all the wrong reasons.

Riftale PH

challenge, Custom, Customization, Difficulty, Discord link, Economy, Elevation, funds, gameplay, level requirement, Mechanics, one person, Passion, Progression, PvE, PvP, Recollection, restrictions, Roleplay, Style, subsidiary, Suntown Farms, Survival, Wiki Link

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4882
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Animals Bred:	47

Riftale server is a recollection and subsidiary name of the old server Suntown Farms, but developed with passion by one person.

Riftale will definitely give you a different progression gameplay with restrictions such as level requirement, funds, and many more.

Riftale also offers the same mechanics of customization to elevate the survival mode gameplay.

If you are looking for a challenge and different style, come to us!

Wiki Link: https://riftale.gitbook.io/riftale-wiki/ Discord Link: https://discord.gg/rJErshu9Z8

185.128.227.13:25572

NarutoWRLD

accessories, Animeserver, bossbattles, ChakraControl, Community, Cosmetics, Customization, Discord, Events, HiddenVillages, Jutsu, Minecraft, Moddedsurvival, Naruto, Narutoshippuden, NarutoWRLD, outfits, Shinobi, ShinobiArt, ShinroChronicles, ShinroMod, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	8195
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

NarutoWRLD.US

🔥 Enter the World of Naruto Shippuden: Shinro Chronicles! 🔥

Are you ready to immerse yourself in the thrilling universe of Naruto Shippuden like never before? Look no further! Our dynamic Minecraft server, powered by the incredible Shinro mod developed by the talented Fridays18_, brings the iconic world of Naruto to life in stunning detail.

🌟 Features:

🔹 Shinro Mod Integration: Experience the magic of the Shinro mod, meticulously crafted to replicate the essence of Naruto Shippuden. From mastering chakra control to executing powerful jutsu, every aspect of the Shinobi world is at your fingertips.

🔹 Naruto Shippuden Theme: Immerse yourself in a meticulously crafted world that faithfully recreates the iconic locations and characters from Naruto Shippuden. Whether you’re exploring the hidden villages or engaging in epic battles, the spirit of Naruto awaits!

🔹 Growing Community: Join a vibrant and welcoming community of fellow Shinobi enthusiasts on our Discord server. Share tips, forge alliances, and embark on unforgettable adventures together as you rise through the ranks of the ninja world.

🔹 Regular Events: Participate in thrilling events and challenges designed to test your skills and keep the excitement flowing. From Chunin Exams to epic boss battles, there’s always something new to experience in Shinro Chronicles!

🔹 Customization: Personalize your ninja avatar with a wide range of cosmetic options, including unique outfits, weapons, and accessories. Stand out on the battlefield and showcase your style as you carve your path to greatness.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey through the world of Naruto Shippuden. Whether you’re a seasoned shinobi or a newcomer to the ninja arts, there’s a place for you in Shinro Chronicles. The adventure awaits!

🌐 IP Address: NarutoWRLD.us:🔹 Friday’s Mod’s Discord: discord.gg/ww3w52VNM8

To play, use Curseforge and get modpack through discord!

narutowrld.us

MuttsWorld Minecraft VS Hypixel

+muttsworld, Active players, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Exploration, family friendly, Hunger Games, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Zombie Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Hypixel Minecraft Server

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Potentially overcrowded
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Premium features require payment

MuttsWorld Minecraft Server

You want a Minecraft server that’s been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, that’s MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly

Pros	Cons
Established player base	May have fewer players compared to Hypixel
Multiple playstyle options	May not have as many minigames as Hypixel
Family-friendly environment	Limited premium features

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out from MuttsWorld?

Hypixel has a larger player base, a wide variety of minigames, and frequent updates and events. However, it can be overcrowded and overwhelming for new players.

Why should I choose MuttsWorld over Hypixel?

MuttsWorld offers an established player base, multiple playstyle options, and a family-friendly environment. While it may have fewer players and fewer minigames than Hypixel, it provides a more intimate gaming experience.