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  • Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

    Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍉🥳 Hey friends, listen up! You ever thought about jumping into an epic Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers? Well, lemme hit you with this: You absolutely NEED to join this server because last week, Steve dropped a diamond sword from an Ender Dragon he swore he was best friends with – but then turned on him like a bad relationship from high school! 🙈💔

    Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious portal in the End—yeah, the END, not the beginning, but the END. Some say it leads to a dimension where nothing but enchanted rubber ducks float around and ask you riddles about the meaning of life. If you can’t answer, YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM. That’s right! You think you can dodge questions? WRONG. 😱😜

    ALSO, the villagers here have started a rebel alliance against the regular trades. They’re hoarding emeralds like they’re going out of style! I tried to negotiate with one using a root beer float, and he laughed at me! He said I’d need to bring him a 5-star complex Minecraft pizza delivered by a pig riding a llama to get a single loaf of bread. 🍕🐷✨

    Oh! And don’t even get me started on the legend of the Skeleton Horse Warriors – they’re just skeletons, but they’ve decided they want to form a rock band! Their first album drops next week, and they’re naming it “Creepers Gonna Creep.” I already pre-ordered like it’s the next iPhone, dude. 📀💀🎤

    And guess what? If you bring your grandma to the server and she beats the Ender Dragon with a wooden spoon, we’ll declare her the new Mayor of Not-So-Safe Town! You get FREE cake in the town square for the next TWO Minecraft days just for being a part of that madness! 🍰🎉

    So, if you wanna flex your pixelated muscles and join a community where chaos reigns supreme and logic is just a suggestion, GET IN HERE! Remember, it’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle… or a series of questionable decisions that might actually be the best time you ever had. Let’s be real, your mom will be so proud when you tell her you built a fortress out of watermelons that survive zombie sieges! 😂🍉💪

    So hop on in, bring some snacks, and let the madness begin! Be ready for high fives and creeper high-fives because who knows what could happen next?! YEEHAW!!! 🥳🌍💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MCcommandCraft

    MCcommandCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Minecraft Server That Puts You First. Designed and coded by BeeBoyD. See you on our server!

    146.59.220.207:25631

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Neonheights

    Neonheights

    New Minecraft Servers

    i’m not delusional. I know full well that even a perfect server will not force you to join every waking moment of your life. Despite this truth being known, I attempted to create an environment which at least rewards players who are willing to commit themselves to the grind. Free ranks, monthly goals, among other things will be rewarded to whoever wants to put in the work, with an established foundation in the form of years worth of community, integrations like a discord relay, and a firm commitment never to be P2W, will hopefully create an inviting atmosphere for you to join us.

    nhs.lol

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkyChest – BEST GRIEF SERVER Minecraft server

    SkyChest – BEST GRIEF SERVER Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❤️✅❤️ BEST =UNIQUE= GRIF SERVER! DONAT CASE FOR EVERYONE: /FREE ❤️✅

    Mc.SkyChest.Fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MoCraft SMP

    MoCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    oCraft SMP is a mostly-vanilla (McMMO and some quality of life plugins) 1.19 java server looking for new players of all ages. While we were originally a small server of close friends, we are looking to expand our Minecraft family to become the best community we can!

    Our rules are simple: Treat others as you’d like to be treated; don’t be a jerk.

    Features: Unbreakable Gear, Jobs and a player based economy, McMMO, Silk touch spawners, Armored Elytra, Epic Hoppers, Magic Carpet, and more!

    Our Dynmap link is: 209.236.125.67:25566

    mc.goheregaming.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Unonics.eu

    Unonics.eu

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Unonics.eu! Unonics.eu is currently online in version 1.19. You are also welcome to play on our server. On Unonics.eu, Anarchy! Grief and destruction are allowed, after all we are on a PvP, freebuild, survival server. There are no real rules! We as admins/moderators do not intervene in the game and let everything run its course.

    We offer you many different functions and plugins. These include, among others: /Sethome – with this command you can set a location to which you can teleport back at any time using /home. /tpa – to teleport you to other players. /msg – this command allows you to send private messages to other players. /vote – vote for us and you will receive a cookie

    Our server Unonics.eu is unique, with a fun community. On our server the fun is at the forefront! If you have any suggestions for improvement, please feel free to let us know. So how does that sound to you? Just find out if this server is for you and join us!

    Unonics.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cloudcraft nordicsmp

    Cloudcraft nordicsmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to CloudCraft! Tervetuloa CloudCraftiin! Velkommen til CloudCraft! We’re a small survival server, themed around the Nordic countries – where we value community above everything else.

    Java: play.cloudcraft.fi Bedrock: bedrock.cloudcraft.fi (port 19132)

    Discord: discord.gg/H8yrTtZQWh Instagram: @cloudcraftnordic

    Our server is almost 8 years old: running from back in 2014, we know how to create a community and environment where friendship comes before everything else. We’re not a big server, and we’re going to keep it that way – a smaller playerbase means everyone knows each other, and everyone is friends!

    We have a community full of native Nordic players, avid language-learners, and other people from all around the globe.

    CloudCraft’s biomes are hand-made to feel like the real-life terrain in Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Åland and Greenland – one of the things that makes the server so comfy to be a part of! It feels just like home!

    We’re not a pay-to-win server – most of the things you need to pay for on other servers are free to have on CloudCraft, without money or time: no PvP, keep-inventory, warps, unlimited homes, unlimited claim blocks and more!

    We’re totally looking forward to greeting you with an extremely warm CC welcome. It might take a while to start blending in with everyone, but once you do, you’ve just found a small group of people who will love you as one of their own. See you soon! <3

    PS. Our players only play during afternoon hours in Europe, and we’re mostly all kids and have school to go – if there’s nobody online, join our Discord so you can check when we hop on!

    mc.cloudcraft.fi

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WorldTheCraft.RU | DeadZ 1.12 Minecraft server

    WorldTheCraft.RU | DeadZ 1.12 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    We invite you to the first DayZ server in the CIS without mods. We offer a unique gaming experience where you can experience the real apocalypse and survival in the zombie world. Our server runs on a custom plugin, which makes it special and unique.

    Map 8000×8000 blocks, many interesting and beautiful locations, you can see it on the online map: http://map.worldthecraft.ru

    You have never seen anything like this before, so join us and enjoy.

    dayz.worldthecraft.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Antine

    Antine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Old school factions server on the Dosaga Minecraft Network. MCMMO enabled for long term progression. Upstanding active players may be recognized and invited to the whitelisted SMP server. More to come in the future to likely include skyblock and hunger games. Join the discord server for more information using https://discord.dosaga.com

    mc.dosaga.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FusionPvP

    FusionPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME TO FusionPvP!

    A brand new hardcore pvp/survival server that is 1.7-1.19 compatible! Create a team with your friends and take over the server!

    BEDROCK SUPPORT: IP: mc.fusionpvp.org Port: 25611

    Build a base and fight for the top! Be careful! too many deaths will make your base raidable! -Watch out for moles! Be sure to only invite people you trust to your team! INSIDING IS ALLOWED!

    mc.fusionpvp.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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