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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Farms Harvested:	127
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

PopeCraft SolarCity

#sustainability, carbon footprint, clean energy, climate change, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, environmental conservation, environmental stewardship, faith and sustainability, green energy, pope, PopeCraft, renewable energy, renewable resources, solar energy, solar panels, solar power, SolarCity, Sustainable development, transition to green energy, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ores Mined:	5496	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the pope is going crazy and turning the vatican into a solar-powered paradise! imagine mining for diamonds while watching the pope install solar panels on the sistine chapel. join us for the most lit and eco-friendly gaming experience ever! plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden cross in the game, you’ll be blessed by the pope himself! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with the holy father and save the planet at the same time!

NoBabyCraft: Extinct in 100 Years!

#sustainability, biological imperative, Birth Rates, consequences, Decision making, environmental impact, ethical dilemma, Extinct, Extinction, extinction timeline, Future, genetic diversity, human evolution, human race, Humanity, long-term planning, NoBabyCraft, overpopulation, population control, Reproduction, societal collapse, Survival, Years

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Yo, imagine a world without humans, just a bunch of empty buildings and overgrown plants. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server because we’re all about that post-apocalyptic vibe. Join us if you want to roam around deserted cities, fight off mutant creatures, and scavenge for resources like there’s no tomorrow.

But don’t worry, we’ve also got some wacky stuff going on like a secret underground society of talking animals and a group of friendly aliens who just want to trade with you. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing your blocky butt off as you ride rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireballs from your hands.

So why not join us and help prevent the extinction of humans by building epic structures and creating a new world where everyone can thrive? Or, you know, just have a good time goofing around with your friends. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

SmellCraft: Culture Clash

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, totally epic cuz it has, liek, all da smells from different cultures in it. u can, liek, smell da pleasantness of, liek, exotic odors from all over da world. it’s, liek, a sensory adventure, man. u can, liek, travel through different biomes and experience da scents of, liek, a million flowers or, liek, a thousand farts. it’s, liek, mind-blowing, dude. join dis server and, liek, expand ur olfactory horizons. it’s, liek, a whole new level of minecraft experience. u won’t, liek, believe ur nose, man.

MCFactions

Bedwars, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Farming, KitPvP, Magic, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Potions Brewed:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

OG Factions server. Small community vibes. No p2w just cosmetic donations super basic very small server koths, farming eco, perfect cannons, competitive family friendly

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Realm of Legends

Adventure, Boss Battles, Bosses, Customstructures, Dynamic economy, elite mobs, Elitemobs, epic journey, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, realm of legends, Survival, Towns, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	7415
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Embark on an epic journey in the Realm of Legends! Face off against elite mobs and epic boss battles, build thriving towns, and master a dynamic economy. Adventure awaits!

realmoflegends.g-portal.rocks:26185

Ultima Missile Wars and Kingdoms: Where explosions bring kingdoms together and diamonds flow like beer.

action, Active, airships, base, Beer, BRING, building, Community, diamonds, Economy, Enchantments, Enhanced, explosions, explosive, flow, Fun, gamemode, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Missile, Nether, Portals, Server, slimeblock, smp, Survival, TEAM, ÚLTIMA, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to Ultima Minecraft Server!

Welcome Message:	A server full of explosive fun, peaceful building, and memes
Main Features:	Custom survival experience, Missile Wars gamemode, Kingdoms with custom terrain and caves
Community:	Dedicated and active members
IP:	play.ultimamc.net
Website:	www.ultimamc.net

Missile Wars

This fast-paced team game combines explosions with slimeblock locomotion for an action-packed experience

Kingdoms

Create and conquer kingdoms
Diamond-based economy
High-speed rails
Custom terrain and caves
40+ custom enchantments
Item-based teleportations with Warp Totems
Custom armor and weapons
Marriage and brewing system

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: You can join by using the IP play.ultimamc.net
Q: What are the main features of the server?	A: The server offers custom survival experience, Missile Wars gamemode, and Kingdoms with custom terrain and caves
Q: Is there a website for the server?	A: Yes, you can visit www.ultimamc.net for more information
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, you can find the rules at ultimamc.net/rules

SunriseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and waking up at the crack of dawn to do boring stuff? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wake up at 4:30 AM and do some epic building before the sun comes up! Feel the peace and tranquility of the virtual world while everyone else is still snoozing. Plus, rumor has it that the early morning mobs drop extra rare loot, so get in on the action before the rest of the world wakes up! Join us and be a true Minecraft morning warrior!

DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic in-game events like the “Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign” where you can win virtual prizes just for watching our Twitch streams. Who knew watching someone play Minecraft could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience like no other. Build the most insane structures, mine for the rarest materials, and battle against mobs with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the fun, adventure, and pure chaos that awaits you on our server. See you there, fellow Minecrafters!

TraderTeen Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your MIL’s financial fraud scheme? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, deceit, and betrayal – just like in this crazy story!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual house without worrying about someone forging a POA in your name. Our server is so secure, even the most skilled loan officer, title officer, and notary couldn’t pull off a heist like that!

And if you’re tired of your stepdaughter lying about hanging out with her “bubbie” instead of spending time with you, come join us for some family-friendly fun. We promise there will be no toxic family members allowed – just good old-fashioned Minecraft shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world where the only fraud you’ll encounter is someone stealing your diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a real-life financial scandal.

Minecraft MIL-Free Bridal Fun

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1975
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Farms Harvested:	400	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7436
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a future MIL who hates everything about your wedding plans? Look no further, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any negative comments!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and design the wedding of your dreams, without any interference from disapproving in-laws. Plus, we have a special “Bridal Dress Sample Sale” event where you can find the perfect dress at 60% off, just like in real life (but without the drama)!

Join us now and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience on our hilarious Minecraft server. Who needs a future MIL’s opinion when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build happily ever after together!