ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Underground Dead Zone

Afterlife, BELIEF, burial, Darkness, Dead, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, judgment day, Myth, Mythology, portrayal, punishment, Religion, Sin, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Torment, Underground, underworld, Zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

Jaccuzi MC

Adventure, Arenas, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom Shop, Exclusive events, Exploration, Heart Transfers, Land claiming, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Trade, Warps

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	833
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

JacuzziMC Information

Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

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Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

Active, Adults, beautiful world, Chaos, collide, Community, Connected, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, Fresh, fresh world, giant spawn city, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Season, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mines Excavated:	4987	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21 and above
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Madness SMP?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
What kind of server is Madness SMP?	Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
How large is the community on Madness SMP?	We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
What platform is Madness SMP available on?	Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4612
Star Shards Collected:	186	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	874541	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	5910	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	8771
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ores Mined:	4926	Animals Bred:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5440	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3156	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

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