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CelebLuvr Minecraft SMP

admired personalities, beloved celebrities, beloved icons, beloved stars, CelebLuvr, celebrity crushes, celebrity idols, famous idols, famous people, favorite celebrities, global icons, iconic figures, Minecraft, most loved celebrity, popular figures, public figures, smp, universally admired, universally adored, universally cherished, universally loved

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	255	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Who is the most universally loved celebrity? Well, it’s obviously the owner of our Minecraft SMP server! Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a carrot and a smile. Join our server and bask in the glory of playing alongside the most legendary Minecraft player of all time. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Creep-Free Flirting Craft

approachability, Body language, Boundaries, Charm, Communication, Confidence, consent, conversation starters, Craft, CreepFree, DATING, emotional intelligence, Etiquette, FLIRTING, nonverbal cues, personal space, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Skills, Subtlety

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of trying to flirt in real life and just coming off as a total creep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your flirting skills without any judgment! Our pixelated world is the perfect place to woo that special someone with virtual flowers and diamond pickaxes. Who needs pickup lines when you can just build a romantic castle together? Join now and never worry about being creepy again!

ElMayoCraft: Building Blocks and Breaking Bad

arrest, Arrest warrant, bad, blocks, BREAKING, building, cartel leader, crime syndicate, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal organization, drug kingpin, drug lord capture, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, international crime, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, sources, U.S. custody

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

so, u know how u always wanted to be a mexican drug lord but u cant cuz its illegal n stuff? well guess what, now u can on our minecraft server! join us and become the next el mayo, ruling over ur own drug empire with an iron fist! build ur own cartel hideout, smuggle goods across the border, and take out ur rivals in epic pvp battles. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now and let the chaos begin!

VegovaMine

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to VegovaCraft, a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft server that offers a rich blend of creativity, adventure, and community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a strategic thinker, VegovaCraft has something for everyone.

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WhimsyCraft – Where creepers tell jokes and cows have dance parties! 1.21

Adminshop, Arena, bedrock, Chest Shops, console, Cows, CREEPERS, Dance, Discord, Geyser, Grief Prevention, Instanced Loot, Ip:, java, jokes, MCMMO, nicknames, Parties, pe, Plugins, PORT, PvE, PvP, Qol, Silkspawners, smp, WhimsyCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Star Shards Collected:	245
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	Java with Geyser for Console and PE players
IP Address	104.128.51.44
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

PvE focus with possible PVP arena
QOL plugins such as chest shops, silkspawners, MCMMO, etc.
Constant updates and improvements

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/DDT4Ne9q

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server Java only?	No, we have Geyser installed for Console and PE players as well.
Are there any plans for resets?	We have no plans to reset the map, but occasional resets of the end may occur.
What kind of plugins do you have?	We have various QOL plugins like chest shops, silkspawners, MCMMO, etc.

MineMania Minecraft Server

be male, ForceFem, go away, had another dream, Long hair, Minecraft, MineMania, not trans, Pretty Girl, Server, succubus, troon out

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of dreaming about being a pretty girl with long hair? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment! We won’t forcefem you into anything, but we do have a succubus lurking around for some extra fun. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where dreams come true (literally)!

CraftyCobson SMP

African Music, afrobeat, Cobson Ebassi, CraftyCobson, creative artist, emerging artist, Lagos, Music (Industry), music career, music industry trends, music producer, musician, new talent, Nigerian artist, nigerian culture, Nigerian music scene, rising star, Singer, smp, Songwriter, soulful voice, talented vocalist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to Cobson Ebassi, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!

2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.

3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!

ParentalPanic: NoSpeakieNoEntry

bilingual parenting, communication skills, cross-cultural parenting, cultural heritage, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, foreign language, grandparent relationships, intercultural communication, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preservation, multilingualism, NoSpeakieNoEntry, ParentalPanic, parenting challenges, raising bilingual kids

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	1877
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Emeralds Found:	8492	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and language skills? Look no further! Join our server where we speak a mix of languages, just like this family does. Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers speak multiple languages!

Need a break from your parents nagging about your bilingual kids? Join our server and let them speak whatever language they want without judgment. We promise no one will interrupt your kids’ secret conversations or try to supervise them in a language they don’t understand.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a new language while building your dream Minecraft world. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is FUN!

CraftyGreek35

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, CraftyGreek35, Deal, Defense, defense industry, f-35, fighter jets, Government, greece, International, Military, Partnership, Procurement, relations, seals, SECURITY, Technology, US, weapons

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	8404
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Greece seals this deal for F-35s with the US, but get this – instead of planes, they get a bunch of flying pigs! like, can you imagine flying around on a pig in Minecraft? it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

and that’s not all, we got this epic quest where you gotta find the golden potato of destiny and use it to defeat the evil chicken overlord. like, who even comes up with this stuff? it’s bananas, man.

plus, we got the friendliest community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and helpful. you’ll never wanna leave, trust me.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

SavoryCerealCraft

Breakfast, breakfast ideas, breakfast options, cereal alternatives, culinary experimentation, flavor combinations, food creativity, food culture, Food Industry, food innovation, food trends, savory breakfast, savory dishes, savory flavors, savory snacks, savory treats, SavoryCerealCraft, savoury cereal, unconventional breakfast, unconventional food, unique flavors

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens and the cows do the moonwalk while milking themselves. Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on this server. And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant gummy bears that give you superpowers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Plus, every time you respawn, you’ll be greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT cannon minigame that will literally blow your mind).