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CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

BrazilCraft – The Samba Minecraft Server

Bra, BrazilCraft, conforto, cores vibrantes, design, detalhes, edição moreno, Elegancia, estampas, ESTILO, fabricação nacional, fio brasileiro, lingerie, Minecraft, moda brasileira, moda íntima, Modelagem, pixadaço, qualidade, SAMBA, sensualidade, Server, tecidos, tendencias

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the floss!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made of emerald blocks? Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, ITT, memes, Minecraft, offbeat, Online Community, OOC, OOC Panels, Out of Context Panels, Panels, PixelatedPals, pop culture, Random, smp, social media, surreal, Unconventional, unexpected, viral content

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9650	Mines Excavated:	1750
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

SisterSavageCraft

Argument, attitude, Boundaries, camping trip, Communication, exhaustion, family, Help, lack of sleep, Niece, Nurses, Overnight, relationships, responsibilities, rush hour traffic, single mom, sister, SisterSavageCraft, stress, Support, work

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crops Grown:	9396	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

PixelPerfect

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Animals Bred:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!