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Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, animated form, chuds, Ethereal, female titties, gain, Hate Speech, incel, incel forums, Incels, internet culture, Misogyny, Moids, online harassment, Quests, right wing, shock, spamming gore, toxic masculinity, trolling, Upset, Vile

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

Pixel Poultry Palace

AGP sluts, beauty, Celebs, Community, COSPLAY, discussion, E-Girls, fap friends, fashion, forum, Gaming, general, influencers, internet girls, nursing, ONLINE, Palace, PIXEL, post, Poultry, simping, social media, Streamers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Emeralds Found:	9108
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Potions Brewed:	185

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crops Grown:	6120	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	176
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!