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Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	3208
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

LaundryLover69

aita, ink stain, Laundry, laundry accident, laundry argument, laundry breakdowns, laundry care, laundry damage, laundry frustration, laundry habits, laundry mishap, laundry responsibility, laundry routine, laundry skills, laundry sorting, LaundryLover69, pen in laundry, RESPONSIBILITY, ruining my gf laundry, tense situation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about doing laundry for your significant other! We promise no ink stains on your virtual clothes, unless you want them for a fashionable look. Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally leave a pen in your virtual hamper, no one will blame you for it. And if your virtual clothes do get damaged, just craft some new ones! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where laundry drama is a thing of the past.

CraftyFreebies

at zero cost, complimentary, complimentary item, complimentary service, costless, CraftyFreebies, for free, for nothing, free, free of charge, freebie, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, Unpaid, without charge, without cost, without payment, zero expense

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you for everything? Well, look no further because our server is 100% free! That’s right, you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without spending a single diamond. Why pay for virtual blocks when you can get them for free here?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even befriend a creeper who tells knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our free Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

Ban, BanishedBlocks, Brazil, Brazilian, Conflict, Court, decision, deepening, Dispute, elon musk, Environmental Protection, feud, innovation, Judges, law, Legal, Minecraft, Musk, Ratify, Regulation, Server, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RussianBlockParty

Ban, cross-border transactions, diplomatic measures, economic impact, european union, finland, foreign investment, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, legal regulations, political tensions, property purchases, real estate, restrictions, Russian nationals, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, security concerns

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2487
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4366	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Manic Mice Genetics: Bipolar Fun

adenylyl cyclase 2, behavioral changes, Bipolar, bipolar disorder, Confirmed, Fun, Gene, genetic disorder, genetic markers, genetic testing, genetics, Linkage, MANIC, manic symptoms, mental health, Mice, mood disorder, neuroscience, Patients, Psychiatry, research, risk variant, study

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have mice running around with bipolar disorder gene variants! watch as they build tiny houses and mine for cheese while showing manic symptoms like never before! it’s a genetic experiment gone wild, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even befriend a bipolar mouse or two!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Lanas, Life, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	4766
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Lana is a talented artist who grew up in a small town, where she discovered her passion for creating art at a young age. After graduating from art school, she pursued a career as a freelance illustrator and has since worked with various clients on a wide range of projects. Lana is known for her vibrant and whimsical style, which is inspired by nature and her love of storytelling. In her free time, she enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with her cat.

Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

application, Chunk claiming, Create, Discord Channel, discord server, FANTASY, Fantasy’s Furniture, Furniture, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Orb of Origin, Origins, Pigs, player-run shops, pros and cons, public shop, small server, smp, Square, teenagers, Terralith Terrain Generation, Tetra, unique species, vortex

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9240
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SummonSMP: Minecraft SMP – “How2Care4Summons”

Adventure, Bonding, Challenges, companions, Creatures, FANTASY, Feeding, Grooming, growth, How2Care4Summons, isekai, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, Protection, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, summons, SummonSMP, Supernatural, taking care, teamwork, Training

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2477
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your very own isekai anime adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of summoning your own creatures to do your bidding. Need some wood chopped? Just summon a giant tree monster! Want to explore a cave but too scared to go alone? Summon a pack of fearless wolves to accompany you! The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, not all summons are friendly. Beware of the mischievous slime that loves to prank unsuspecting players, or the fire-breathing dragon that might accidentally burn down your entire house. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on our crazy isekai Minecraft SMP and show us how you’ll take care of your summons in this wacky world!