But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT cannons are no joke). Remember, on this server, anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant rubber duck). See you in the game!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly your gut tells you to dig straight down. Lo and behold, you stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and dancing pigs! Only on our server, folks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever had your gut feeling warn you about a sneaky creeper creeping up behind you? Well, on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun. Dance parties with creepers, anyone?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and surprise you at every turn, look no further. Your gut is telling you to join us, and trust us, it knows what’s up. Let the wackiness begin!
On our server, all insects that bite humans have been trained to give massages instead! Imagine getting a relaxing massage from a friendly mosquito while you mine for diamonds. It’s a game-changer, literally.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs boring old chicken nuggets when you can have diamond nuggets?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the bugs are your friends and the chickens are your jewelers. It’s a world like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!
Join us for wild adventures, insane challenges, and the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate and start a Minecraft family! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to have your mind blown (and your womb stared at)!
Vanilla Survival • Server Version: 1.21.1 • 24/7 Uptime • Custom Items• Hourly Server Backups • Grief Prevention • Land Claims • Economy • Player Shops •
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Kelds is a fun server to play with you and all of your friends! It has been running since 2019, providing unforgettable memories that will always be remembered. Join Kelds and enjoy gamemodes such as Survival, Creative, and Skyblock! More gamemodes are to come with the revamp!
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| 1.21 Classic PRISON |
| ANCALADORE |
| Economy & Jobs |
| Land Claims |
| Creative |
| Battlefields |
| KAOSS The Badlands |
Join this Minecraft server for a variety of gameplay options including Prison, Land Claims, Economy, and more. Create your own adventure, rise to the top, become a legend, and build your own world. Imagination is your greatest limit on this server.
A: This server supports both Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft, allowing for cross-play.
A: KAOSS The Badlands is a Vanilla semi-anarchy gameplay mode on the server.
A: Ancaladore is an enhanced world on the server with options for land claims, player-based economy with shops and auctions, TheGap for extra resource needs, and additional enchant books.
A: In the Prison Mines, you can expect mine plots, special locations like Fairyland, Wizard Hideout, and Dragon Lair, special enchants, dungeon maze with loot chests and Pirate Hideout, upcoming features like Bank Heist and Home Robbery, prison breaks, teams, PVP arena, ranks, and perks.
A: The Kingdom & Battlefields offers a Real World Earth Map with economy options like basic and prestige, Wars Battle Map, regular resource world and shops in Highlands, prestige resource world with special mobs and PVP world in DeepRun, and more mining options like Gemstone, Flex, Zeta, and others.
A: Visit www.kingdomscalling.com to join the Discord server and learn more. You can also access the server at enter.kingdomscalling.com with Bedrock Port 19135.
Well, guess what, on this Minecraft server, you can do just that and more!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the chance to build the most insane structures you can imagine.
Forget about reality, let your wildest dreams come true in this wacky world where anything is possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!
Join us and be like my boyfriend, who is so good at his job in a callcenter that he outshines all his colleagues. Just like how he sold something to a client who was dissatisfied with the previous woman he talked to. Clearly, he’s the best at everything he does, just like you will be on our server!
Don’t worry about being humble or fair, just come and show off your skills and let everyone know that you’re the best player around. Who needs to consider other people’s perspectives when you’re as amazing as you are? Join now and let the bragging begin!
On our server, you can build your own virtual government and see if you can outsmart Musk in a game of political intrigue and power struggles. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his right-hand man and help him take over the digital realm!
So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lines between reality and virtual reality are blurred, and where the only rule is that there are no rules. Join us now and let’s see if you can handle the madness that is Elon Musk’s Minecraft server!
oh, and get this, our server is so epic that it once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. true story, bro.
also, did we mention that our server is, like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground? yeah, we’re basically rolling in bling over here.
so, if you want to join a server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then come on over and join the fun! you won’t regret it, dude.
