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Blockheads Unite!

aficionados, Beloved, Blockheads, catchphrase, Community, Dedicated, Devoted, die hard, enthusiasts, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, iconic, INSTANT, Loyal, memorable, passionate, recognition, Sentence, Supporters, unite, Word

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

“Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is afraid to challenge us. So come on, join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous!”

VHS to VCR: Instant Replay

Advancements, analog, Camcorder, Cartridge, convenience, digital age, innovation, INSTANT, instantaneously, Memories, Modernization, Nostalgia, old school, progress, replay, Retro, self-recorded videos, Technology, vcr, vhs, video playback, Video recording

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE CAN WATCH SELFIE VIDEOS INSTANTLY. U DONT NEED NO BIG ASS CAMCORDER OR VHS TAPE. JUST CLICK A BUTTON AND BAM, U WATCHIN URSELF DOIN DUMB SHIT IN MINECRAFT. IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT BETTER. TRUST ME, U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN LIKE IT. SO COME JOIN US AND BE AMAZED. WE ALSO GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND SHIT. YEAH, WE FLYIN AROUND ON UNICORNS AND SHOOTIN RAINBOWS OUT OUR ASSES. IT’S LIT, BRO. SO WHAT U WAITIN FOR? COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!

BlockyBaeFinder

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, Behavior, BlockyBaeFinder, captivation, Charm, chemistry, Connection, fascination, flirtation, Friend, INSTANT, Interest, Intrigue, magnetism, seduction, Spark, temptation, Turned On, unexpected

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a horde of angry chickens over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen drama like this before.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

But the real reason you should join our server is because one time, a player built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was epic, hilarious, and just a little bit ridiculous – everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ChillCraft: Instant Freeze Zone

Chillcraft, Cooling, cooling technology, culinary technology, food cooling appliance, food cooling device, food cooling equipment, food cooling invention, food cooling technology, Food Industry, food innovation, food preparation, food preservation, food science, food storage, food technology, FREEZE, INSTANT, instant cooling, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, rapid cooling, refrigeration, Zone

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1997
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

are you tired of waiting for your hot pockets to cool down after microwaving them for too long? well, do we have the solution for you on our minecraft server! we have invented the reverse microwave, where you can instantly cool down your foods in seconds. no more burning your mouth on scalding hot pizza rolls!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, we have a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds. yes, you heard that right. diamonds. just imagine riding a sparkly unicorn through the skies while collecting precious gems to build your dream castle.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing up. who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a cute little creeper and feel the warmth of its explosive love?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. join now and let the madness begin!

FlashCraft: Life in Pixels

acceptance, contemplation, death, Detailed, doing.., Dying, Existential, Experience, feeling, flash before your eyes, FlashCraft, INSTANT, introspection, Life, Lived, mortality, perspective, pixels, realization, Reflection, Seeing.., Time

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Yo, imagine if your whole life was just one big Minecraft game. Like, you’re mining diamonds, fighting creepers, and building epic castles all day long. That’s basically what this server is all about.

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life. We’ve got dragons to slay, treasure to find, and secret dungeons to explore. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll make friends for life (or at least until the next server reset).

But beware, this server is so addictive that you might start seeing Minecraft blocks in real life. You’ll be walking down the street and suddenly think, “Hmm, that building would look better with some redstone torches.”

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together. See you in the game, blockheads!

HateBlock Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Arrogant, closed-minded, dishonest, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, entitled, Fake, HateBlock, inconsiderate, insincere, INSTANT, judgmental, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, pretentious, Rude, selfish, Server, Shallow, Unfriendly, unkind, untrustworthy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by players who dislike anyone who doesn’t wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. That’s right, if you’re not rocking a pumpkin helmet, you’re outta here!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled, they’re the true masterminds pulling the strings.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, don’t forget your pumpkin helmet!

Shrimpy & Smiley Server: Peppered with a pinch of Vanilla, version 1.16.5!

#addons, 1.16.5, Community, Cut, Fun, Horse, Improvement, INSTANT, Join, Life, Meet, Overhaul, people, Peppered, Pinch, Place, Quality, Server, Shrimpy, Smiley, smp, Tree, uk, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Votes:	2479	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
I’ve made a vanilla smp server, that aims to be a small friendly place where you have fun and meet other people. It has a few quality of life improvement addons, like horse overhaul, instant tree cut down and etc. You can join at mateeeminecraft.uk.to, there’s no whitelist or nothing.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla SMP?	Yes, the server is a vanilla SMP server with some quality of life improvement addons.
What are some of the quality of life improvements?	Some of the improvements include horse overhaul, instant tree cut down, and more.
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, there is no whitelist required to join the server.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at mateeeminecraft.uk.to.

UtopiaCraft: Where Removing Regions Leads to Instant Paradise!

betterment, CHANGE, Civilization, Development, Global, growth, Harmony, Humanity, ideal, Improvement, INSTANT, Leads, Overnight, Paradise, Peace, perfect, progress, Regions, REMOVING, society, transformation, Unity, utopia, UtopiaCraft, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	517
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	9482	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure to save the world from total chaos! Rumor has it that if you remove certain regions on our server, the entire world will become a peaceful utopia overnight. But beware, these regions are guarded by powerful mobs and tricky puzzles that will test your skills and wit.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it! Not only will you be hailed as the savior of the world, but you’ll also gain access to exclusive loot and perks that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on our server, the fate of the world is in your hands. Join now and become a hero in the most epic Minecraft quest ever!

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

bad thing, Communication, efficiency, Faster, Fun, Gender Roles, HOURS, INSTANT, Instantly, InstaReplyCraft, Join, medication, mental health, messages, OCD, Perception, quick response, Replies, Reply, Respond, social norms, stigma, Technology, Texting, Waiting, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	9714

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5908
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

classic excuse, cliché excuse, common excuse, excuse that works, ExcuseCraft, familiar excuse, frequently used excuse, go-to excuse, habitual excuse, hackneyed excuse, old faithful excuse, overused excuse, reliable excuse, standard excuse, tested excuse, timeless excuse, traditional excuse, tried excuse, tried-and-true excuse, typical excuse, well-worn excuse

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	276160	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	64

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1459	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7802
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	186	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	3479
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!