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BlockBustersMC

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a dragon to help you mine for diamonds? No problem!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

Flag, flag aesthetics, flag analysis, flag art, flag colors, flag communication, flag controversy, flag critique, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag interpretation, flag meaning, flag message, flag patterns, flag representation, flag symbolism, Jeet, jeet flag, least subtle, Minecraft, smp, Subtle

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, Business, college, Fighting, Harsh, husband, Kids, MARINES, marriage annulled, marriage certificate, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, on and off, Server, Shoplifting, skipping, son’s tuition, threat, Trouble, troublemaker, tuition, vision for son’s life, wrestling, youngest son

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

RentSplitCraft

budgeting, Communication, compromise, emergency fund, Family Support, financial agreement, financial disagreements, financial expectations, financial priorities, financial responsibility, financial stress, living together, money management, paying rent, personal finances, pet expenses, relationship dynamics, Rent, RentSplitCraft, savings account, shared expenses

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	229
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

Book, boundless-opportunities, Chill, Cosmic Understanding, creativity, discovery, endless potential, enlightenment, eternal quest, Exploration, infinite resources, infinite time, InfiniteCraft, innovation, intellectual growth, knowledge, learning, limitless possibilities, Magic, Magic Book, self improvement, smp, ultimate power, Universe, wisdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

CraftyUser101

awakening, BETRAYAL, coming to terms, CraftyUser101, Deception, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, hurt feelings, Manipulation, moving on, realization, realizing the truth, recognizing manipulation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, toxic relationships, uncovering lies, understanding motives

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

access to healthcare, birth outcomes, community health, drivers’ licenses, Edition, Healthcare, immigration, improve, infant mortality, License, marginalized populations, maternal health, maternal mortality, policy impact, prenatal care, public health, public policy, research, social services, States, Undoc, undocumented immigrants, vulnerable communities

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Features, gameplay, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, new generation, night time, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique, Vampirism

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	132
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Animals Bred:	166

Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

night.gomc.fun

Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

#youtube, bad, Businesses, Cheats, Community, Discord, Economy, ends, exploits, Friendly, gamemode, Grief, Hacks, Ip:, java, Jobs, Kindness, Laughter, optifine, Patreon, Performance Mods, pockets, PvE, Respect, rules, Server, Servers, SHRINK, Spam, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Void Armor Forged:	29
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

album, Album Drop, album release date, anticipation, blocky, Buzz, countdown, countdown timer, debut, EXCITEMENT, FAGGOT, fanbase, Fun, Marketing, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music community, music fans, music release, new music, Promotion, Release, Server, Upcoming

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

Analysis, confusion, consideration, contemplation, deep thoughts, deliberation, hmmm, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, pondering, Questioning, Reflection, rumination, smp, Soul searching, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)