Minecraft SMP: Instant Riches!

luxury wishlist, fun spending, wealth and extravagance, INSTANT, extravagant spending

Yo, listen up, my fellow block-slayin’ gamers! You ever wanted to join an SMP where the rules are made up and the blocks don’t matter? Well, BOY, do I have a digital dirt pile for you! You NEED to join this Minecraft cluster-funk if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your pixelated life!!1!

First off, lemme tell you about the GREAT MAGICAL SWORD OF POTATO SLICING! Legend has it, if you swing this enchanted spud-slayer at a creeper, it’ll turn into fries. FRIES, BRO! Imagine having a whole stack of French fries and you can just eat them with your friend’s tears as the dipping sauce! 😂

But wait, it gets crazier! We got a JEB_ sheep that runs the currency exchange! Yeah, I mean like, screw the banks, I got a sheep that gives me emeralds for my old Pokémon cards. And if you trade him a shiny Charizard, he’ll just explode into rainbows and give you a diamond block. WHO NEEDS LOGIC, AM I RIGHT?!

Now, if you ever wanted a pet dragon, JUST DO IT! On this SMP, we’ve got DRAGONS that are actually just really angry cats with wings. You just gotta feed ’em fish and they’ll totally fly you around while critiquing your building skills. “Ugh, that house is so 2010! Get some style, loser,” they hiss, spitting pixelated fireballs. Can you even imagine?

And heck, if you join now, you’ll get access to the UNDERWATER BINGO HALL! Yeah, you heard that right. Imagine playing bingo with squids while drowning in glittering water—just make sure to bring a straw because, like, who can hold their breath, am I right?

In this SMP, not only can you build a mansion out of rainbow wool, but you can also harvest the tears of your fallen foes who insult your building skills cuz they go “bro that’s just a dirt hut.” You can look them dead in the eye and yell, “It’s a HOVEL OF POWER!!!” while holding your potato sword.

Oh also, there’s free pizza every day if you can decipher the riddle of the ancient enchanted llamas who guard the sacred craft table. But watch out! If you fail, they’ll just spit on you and call you names like “tower noob.”

Seriously, if you’re not signing up for this madness, are you even living!? Just throw your Minecraft hat in the ring, and let’s make some epic moments—like, the time Greg tried to build a house of glass and ended up in the nether because, tbh, who even needs logic when you have CHAOS?

So, get your butt over here, and let’s go! Bring your shovels, your dreams, and your most ridiculous ideas because this SMP is where the REAL action happens. Spongebob took a ferry to Chocolate Town, and now YOU can join us for the BEST ride in Minecraft history! 🍕🥔💎

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SubwayShoulderSlam Minecraft Server

subway etiquette controversy, public transportation, subway etiquette rules, shoulder slamming, subway etiquette discussion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to assert their dominance in the most hilarious ways possible! Are you tired of people not following basic etiquette, like letting passengers exit before boarding the subway train? Well, on our server, you can slam into those rude players with your virtual shoulder and show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles of subway etiquette, where you can shoulder your way to victory and leave your opponents cursing and questioning their life choices. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your daring subway maneuvers!

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not afraid to throw some virtual elbows in the name of good manners. Who’s side will Reddit be on? Join now and find out!

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MommaMatchmakerNoMore

Boyfriend, perspective, Respect, Interference, love life

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries and knows what you deserve? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pair you up with anyone against your will! Just like how you shouldn’t interfere with your sister’s love life, we won’t interfere with your gaming experience. Join now for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted matchmaking attempts. Trust us, it’s better than being set up with your mom’s friend’s son who has a weird obsession with llamas. Let’s keep it chill and game on!

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Hero2Villain Minecraft SMP

Corruption, INFAMY, Villain, BETRAYAL, tragic

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. We got diamonds for days and creepers that do the floss dance, it’s wild.

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some cobblestone, when suddenly BAM, a wild Ender Dragon appears and starts breakdancing. And you’re just like, “what in the world is happening right now?” But hey, that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server, no biggie.

And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and Netherite armor. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

So come join us on this crazy ride, where history is made and heroes turn into villains faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot.

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ForgetMeNotCraft

erase memory, self reflection, acceptance, past, letting go

If you could erase the memory of that time you accidentally punched a creeper instead of placing a torch, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous of our building skills. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So come join us and make some new memories that you’ll actually want to remember!

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PetroCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Government, migrants, Migration

so, like, this server is like the wild wild west of minecraft servers, man. we got colombia’s petro running the show here, and he’s all like “no US planes allowed, bro.” it’s like a crazy rule, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane adventures. like, one time, we had a giant llama stampede that took out half the village. it was wild, man. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution. good times, good times.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as colombia’s petro, then this is the place for you. just remember, no US planes allowed.

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BrazilianBlockBash

Brazil, criticism, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, BrazilianBlockBash

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! we got deportees arriving in handcuffs, but don’t worry, we’ll give them diamond handcuffs in game!

our server is so lit, even brazil is slamming the US for not being as cool as us. join now and be part of the chaos, where anything can happen, from building a giant statue of a deportee to starting a riot in the virtual streets.

we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Upside Down Bite Force

animal science, bite force, adaptation, predator, BITE

so, like, on this server, we got this totally wacky feature where your bite force is, like, SUPER STRONG when you’re upside down. imagine being able to chomp on, like, a whole tree in one go just by hanging from your feet! join us for this insane upside-down biting action and dominate the server with your crazy strong jaws. plus, who wouldn’t want to see players swinging from trees like deranged monkeys trying to take down their enemies? come join the madness and see who can become the ultimate upside-down biter!

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Aetherius

Aetherius Minecraft Server

Overview:

Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Compatibility	Java & Bedrock
Server Version	Updated with Minecraft updates

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the aim of the server?	The aim is to provide a fun and laidback environment for players to enjoy after a long day, with events, community building, and a welcoming atmosphere.
What platforms does the server support?	Both Java and Bedrock platforms are welcome on the server to promote community interaction and fun.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are ongoing and upcoming events such as building contests, PvE challenges, parkour courses, hide and seek, and more. Players can earn rewards for participating.
How can I join the server?	To join, you need to apply on the Discord server with a whitelisting process to ensure security and prevent raiding. Visit the Discord link provided to apply.
Are there any perks for supporting the server?	Players who support the server through server boosting on Discord receive monthly boxes with in-game goodies as a thank you for their support.
How often is the server version updated?	The server is updated with the latest Minecraft updates, including Geyser for Bedrock players, to provide the most current gameplay experience.

Apply today on our Discord server to be part of the fun and enjoy your stay!

Discord Server

Aurora Isles 1.20.3

Maria Paradisia, Umiushi Urara, VReverie Extended, Arisu Oshiro, Phase ALiAS

Yo, bros and broettes, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with former Tsunderia members like Inukai Purin, Hoshino Char, and Kamiko Kana – the stinky NEET fox, succubus, ghost wolf combo!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, Matsuro Meru, and Kirihime Ria – the accursed king of the rrats! Plus, Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell! And don’t forget about Miori Celesta, your freaky deaky beertuber and new girlfriend!

Join our server for a chance to interact with the likes of Orla Gan Ceann, the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, and Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town! And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Tetsuya Kazune, the insomniac head popper and music dork, and Chikafuji Lisa, the giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today! It’s gonna be a wild ride filled with chaos, tomboyish firestarters, and the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger! Let’s goooooo!

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Aetherius Minecraft Server

Overview:

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