instant eye roll – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EyeRollCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in a graveyard? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is taking salsa lessons!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build pixelated empires in a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where ghasts serve up spicy fireball burritos!

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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CraftyGoodVibes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poop out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen! Who knew saving the world could be this much fun?

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CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure

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LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CellularRespawnCraft

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yo, so like, have you ever thought about how we’re basically living multiple lives in multiple bodies cuz our cells keep changin’ and our memories are all messed up? well, if you wanna experience that on a whole new level, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a whole new body, livin’ a whole new life in the minecraft world. one minute you’re a pig, the next you’re a creeper, then boom, you’re a freakin’ enderman! it’s like a never-ending cycle of reincarnation but in blocky form.

and get this, each time you respawn, you gotta complete a wild challenge to unlock a new body. one time you might have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks, and the next you might have to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. it’s bonkers, but it’s so much fun!

so if you’re lookin’ for a server that’ll make you question your existence while havin’ a blast, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true meaning of life in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up as a blocky chicken. either way, it’s gonna be a riot!

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HonkaiCraft – StarRailMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the Nether. Our community is as vibrant as a field of blooming poppies, and we guarantee you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legendary, it’s rumored that Notch himself plays here in disguise. And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than a TNT cannon in a fireworks factory.

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KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mutual benefit and win-win cooperation – just like in the real world, right?

But that’s not all! We have a massive Chinese nationalist turnout on the streets of our virtual world. Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you can join in on political rallies and protests. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that New Zealand is a security risk to the Anglosphere. They can’t be trusted anymore, so we may need to invade them if WW3 starts. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back on the server. Just make sure to bring your virtual weapons and armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen – including international political drama and virtual warfare. See you in the game!

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MarriageCraft: Drama & Pettiness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family secrets, mental breakdowns, and divorce drama! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your own family drama seem like a walk in the park. Plus, our players are experts at causing stress and splitting families apart – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCrisisSolvers

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Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are harder to find than a good parking spot at the mall on Black Friday? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a New Year’s Eve party.

Our server is so affordable, even the creepers are offering discounts on explosions! Build your dream castle without breaking the bank, and watch as your piggy bank overflows with emeralds and gold.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the affordability crises. With us, you’ll be swimming in riches faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

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MoonCraft Co-op: Putin & China Build!

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come join our epic minecraft server where putin and china are building a moon station together!!! 🌕🚀🇷🇺🇨🇳

we have moon rocks as currency and you can ride space llamas around the galaxy!!! 🌌🦙

build your own moon base and defend it from alien creepers and space zombies!!! 👽💥

join now and be part of the most out-of-this-world adventure in minecraft history!!! 🌟🚀🌙

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ChunkyCuisineCraft

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Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we take cooking to a whole new level of insanity! Imagine a world where you can mix chunks of different creatures with their own fluids and light it on fire for a delicious meal! Who needs a kitchen when you have a lava pit to cook in, am I right?

Join us for the craziest culinary adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From cooking up zombie brains to grilling up creepers, the possibilities are endless! And don’t worry, our chefs are certified in the art of cooking with a side of chaos.

So come on down and join us for a taste of the wild side. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite dish in the process. Just watch out for the exploding pigs, they tend to get a little rowdy during dinner time!

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SpudCraft: The Potato-Powered Adventure! 🥔🚀

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SpudCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Trust-based diamond economy system	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn command	Easily get back to spawn
Voice chat mod	Similar to HermitCraft
Vanilla gameplay	Essential datapacks included
Age requirement	15 years old
Community	Kind, mature, and interactive
Events	Collaborative build projects, game nights
BlueMap	Explore the world

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to create a safe, trusting community for all players.

How do I join?

To join SpudCraft, you can submit an application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

When will the server reset?

SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. Join now to get whitelisted and meet the community before the reset.