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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5759 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
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