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Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

Backlash, controversy, Drama, drama queen, FESTIVAL, HOLY, Holy Mother of Kek, Horse, horse dramachuuba, internet, internet culture, keks, madness, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Ramadan is a Festival, Recover, ROASTED, social media, trolling, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

Allowed, Boogeyman, controversial, creepycraft, Gaming, illegal, misunderstood, moralfags, pedo-relationships, pedophilia, PedoRelationships, relationships, representation, society, taboo, video games, Villains, wrong

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	216	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

4chan, Blaze, Computer, death, Drones, escalation, Generals, Hell, hobbies, iran, Israeli, jew, Jewcraft, life path, M59JlscFkI, MINISTERS, nuclear warheads, psyche, regrets, self reflection, smokey, Smokin, superego, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	235
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	179
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Drool, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, HG, landmine, loadouts, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, rule, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9216	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

30s, basic chords, Book, Childhood, Chords, complex songs, crazy, DerpyCraft, fastforward, guidance, guitar, guitar player, happen, IRL, learning, Life, mum, Music, Nonsensical, self-taught, Surpassing, teaching

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Star Shards Collected:	191
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Potions Brewed:	151	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

Admiration, adorable, Affection, affectionate, collide, companion, cute, devotion, endearing, Happiness, Hilarity, Holo, holos, Hub, joy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Pure, relationship, soulmate, Spouse, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	New Chunks Explored:	863139
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	154
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

activism, Ahmaud Arbery, Black Lives Matter, Breonna Taylor, civil rights, Crafty, equality, Eric Garner, GEORGE FLOYD, Justice For All, lols, McCraftfaces, Michael Brown, Philando Castile, Police Brutality, protest, racial injustice, Realm, Sandra Bland, say his name, social justice, Tamir Rice, Trayvon Martin

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4898
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8649
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

anti-neet, basic needs, blocks, Crafty, CREEPERS, economic struggle, feeding oneself, financial burden, Financial Security, government policy, grocery store, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare inequality, healthcare system, Home ownership, jewish scheme, Life, NEET, old age, Retirement, social welfare, universal healthcare, work

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Potions Brewed:	160	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

1. vidya boys, boys 2. vidya boys, collide, Crafty, Gamers, Gaming, gaming buddies, gaming channel, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming content creators 5. vidya boys, gaming culture, Gaming Entertainment., gaming friends 4. vidya boys, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming squad, Let’s Play, McVidyaBoys, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, pixels, pranks, video game enthusiasts, video game streamers 3. vidya boys, video games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9290	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Buildings Constructed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Pixelated Paradise: Where You Can Stare at Beautiful Blocks

Admiration, appreciation, Awe, Beautiful, beauty, blocks, Breathtaking, Captivating, landscape, looking, mesmerizing, Nature, Observation, Paradise, Peaceful, picturesque, pixelated, scenery, scenic view, Serenity, Stare, Stunning, Tranquil, Wonder

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ores Mined:	7565	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	160
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like staring into the eyes of a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a slice of pizza made of pure gold.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is so awesome that even the creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild ocelots on a sugar high. Trust us, you won’t regret it!