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InstantQs Minecraft Server

accurate answers, Clarity, Curiosity, curiosity satisfied, deep understanding, discovery, Exploration, INFORMATION, inquiry, Insight, instant answers, InstantQs, knowledge, Minecraft, mystery solved, precise knowledge, profound insights, questions, quick responses, Server, Truth, wisdom, Wonder

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1748
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, trying to figure out where to find diamonds or how to build a redstone contraption? Well, on our server, you can ask our all-knowing and all-seeing admin any three questions and get instant and accurate answers! Want to know the meaning of life? Done. Need to know the best strategy for defeating the Ender Dragon? Easy peasy. Curious about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? We’ve got you covered. Join our server now and unlock the secrets of the universe with just three simple questions!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Items Found:	7783
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Votes:	8858
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Animals Bred:	143	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Votes:	683
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	208
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	152963	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchantments Applied:	105	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	920906	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Emeralds Found:	4235

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Emeralds Found:	8832
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	191
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!