My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Votes:	8448	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Moonbat SMP: Where even the creepers practice safe exploding!

bedrock, Community, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploding, Factions, java, Minigames, Moonbat, multiplayer, Plugins, Practice, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7135	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Description
Creative Server	Express your creativity in this server with unlimited resources
Survival SMP (No-Griefing)	Join a friendly community in this survival server where griefing is not allowed
Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed)	Test your survival skills in a challenging environment where griefing is allowed

Server Details

IP Address: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

A: Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged and excited.

/int/Support Minecraft Server

Alliance, Analysis, Community, Conflict, debate, decision, discussion, forum, Global, Int, international relations, intSupport, Minecraft, Neutrality, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, Side, Stance, Support, Viewpoint, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you meme-loving, drama-seeking players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you join Team Creeper and blow up everything in sight, or will you side with Team Enderman and teleport your way to victory? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is endorsed by none other than /int/? That’s right, the international board on 4chan has officially declared their support for our server, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see which side /int/ would have supported!

KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ores Mined:	9837
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Animals Bred:	89
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	118	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Items Found:	2518	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.

Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

NoRoom4U

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.

From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Takeover

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s Kursk Oblast one block at a time! we got 74 settlements under our control and we’re not stoppin’ there! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land in the name of ukraine’s Commander-in-Chief! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, all in the name of fun and games! let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!

Chat, Chew, Communication, communication styles, Conversation, Cultural differences, dining etiquette, Etiquette, Food, Language, language barriers, linguistics, Manners, mouth full, multicultural communication, MunchCraft, nonverbal communication, social norms, speaking, speech patterns., table manners, Talking, talking habits

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3173	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, have you ever tried talking with your mouth full while playing Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge, especially if you’re speaking a different language! Join our server and see if you can survive the ultimate test of multitasking!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only attack if you try to steal their bones. But don’t worry, they’re easily bribed with a stack of raw porkchops.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg that can hatch into a baby dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just make sure to brush up on your language skills and practice talking with your mouth full, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

MindcraftMCI: Where Forgetfulness is Just Part of the Game!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, u gonna get smarter and stuff. like, if u feel like ur brain is like, not working right, dis server gonna like, fix it all up for u. like, u gonna be building dem epic structures and solving dem puzzles and like, ur brain gonna be like, “whoa, i’m so smart now.” forget dem memory loss and thinking problems, cuz dis server gonna make u a genius. so like, come join us and level up ur brain game, yo.

DarkWater SMP Hardcore

Anticheat, Cross-Play, Difficulty, Equal commands, Griefprevention, Hardcore, Latest Version, Laws, LifeSteal, mobs, Nations, player activity, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, revive beacon, smp, stealing, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	494
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Alien Abductions:	2

DarkWater Junior High School 24/7 Very simple basic SMP with added plugins for added difficulty for Minecraft latest version. Plugins list: GriefPrevention Victories Junior High School Lifesteal HarderMobs (Armoured Mobs) AntiCheat Simple VoiceChat How To Play Players are encouraged to work together and or build/survive their nations and towns to their will. Everytime you die you will lose a heart and after you lose all you will perish. PVP is enabled and so is voicechat. All players have equal commands and permissions and there are no ranks. If you die you may be revived with a revive beacon or you may simply craft more hearts to survive. There are no rules apart from senseless griefing, you may raid and steal if you need but it is not encouraged. Each town will have its own laws depending on player activity.

54.39.152.135:25604

Team Byte The Backrooms

Bosses, Cosmetics, custom entities, Custom Items, Economy, Horror, Leveling, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, PvE, Survival, the backrooms

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Towns Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Potions Brewed:	80	Ores Mined:	5335
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Horror MMORPG Minecraft server themed after “The Backrooms” creepy pasta! 5+ Levels, 100+ Custom Items, Custom Entities, Bosses, Leveling, Cosmetics and even more!

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