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SummitCraft: Biden vs China

Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	984346
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9395

lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	6927

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	101222	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8062	Votes:	2559
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1213	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	2695
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!