instagram vs reality funny Minecraft Servers

instagram vs reality funny Minecraft Servers

  • OldSchoolLOLZCraft

    OldSchoolLOLZCraft
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3863
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 4905
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8313 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

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    lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainBugCraft

    BrainBugCraft
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1938
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mines Excavated: 4004
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5

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    yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CataSim

    CataSim
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5459
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

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    Greetings, player!

    CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets

    That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.

    Hoping to see you soon!

    mc.catasim.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OgSolito Survival

    OgSolito Survival
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 8036
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

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    OgSolito network consists of multiple gamemodes survival, hardcore and anarchy! all of the gamemodes get regular updates which can be suggested by the community!

    89.33.12.147:25572

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to ZER01C smp, where our vanilla is as plain as our player base! Join our whitelist today for some SMP fun!

    Welcome to ZER01C smp, where our vanilla is as plain as our player base! Join our whitelist today for some SMP fun!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6553
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Crops Grown: 8959

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    ZER01C SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla SMP
    Gameplay Changes No changes
    Community Expanding, seeking more members
    Server Direction Community voting on future direction
    Updates Improvements being made, spawn cleanup in progress

    FAQ for ZER01C SMP Server

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the discord at https://discord.gg/T35wy4yz
    Are there any gameplay changes in this server? No, the server is vanilla with no changes to gameplay
    Can I participate in voting for the server direction? Yes, all members are encouraged to participate in voting
    What updates are currently being worked on? Improvements and spawn cleanup are in progress

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineOverload Minecraft Server

    MineOverload Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2343
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity that will leave you laughing for hours!

    Join us on our server for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to battling zombie pigmen in tutus, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who love to roleplay as their favorite anime characters. Want to be a magical girl fighting evil monsters? Done. Want to be a ninja with a talking cat companion? We’ve got you covered.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and dancing chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: Hotel Helluva #1911 – The Minecraft SMP Experience

    SMP: Hotel Helluva #1911 – The Minecraft SMP Experience
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 6769
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the chaos of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss to life in blocky form! Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons in Hell, run a small assassin business, and survive startup life in the fiery depths.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special Big Guy EditionOP Template that will blow your mind. Imagine building your own hotel to rehab demons, or setting up your own assassin business with your trusty weapons specialist and bruiser by your side. The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From battling demons to running from hellhounds, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself checking out into Heaven before you know it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperDatingGoneWrong

    CreeperDatingGoneWrong
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 1527
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and misunderstandings are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with rumors, speculation, and he said she said nonsense that will make you feel like you’re back in high school.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of calling someone ugly just because they have blonde hair, even though you were just expressing a personal preference. Watch as friendships are tested and alliances are formed, all over a simple misunderstanding that spiraled out of control.

    And if that’s not enough, come witness the ultimate betrayal as your D&D group ditches you for someone else’s house, all because of a silly argument that got blown way out of proportion. But hey, at least you’ll have plenty of time to build epic structures and mine for diamonds while you navigate the treacherous waters of friendship drama.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the gossip never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with chaos and confusion? Join us today and see if you can survive the insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMemesMC

    CraftyMemesMC
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8780
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

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    Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion every time you post a meme about your pet rock on Reddit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the judgmental eyes of the internet trolls! Join us and build a giant statue of your pet rock, complete with diamond eyes and a lava fountain for a tail. Show those Redditors who’s boss in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to steal your precious pet rock statue!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCaracasRevolt

    CraftyCaracasRevolt
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 9366
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Crops Grown: 9845
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 226 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5088 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

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    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES DABBIN’ ALL OVER DA PLACE!

    IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA DAT SPITS DIAMONDS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS!

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE! IT’S CALLED CHEESOPOLIS AND ONLY TRUE LEGENDS CAN FIND IT!

    PLUS, EVERY FULL MOON, A GIANT CHICKEN COMES AND LAYS GOLDEN EGGS FOR EVERY PLAYER! IT’S LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT BUT BETTER!

    SO COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #CHEESEFORLIFE #LLAMALOVE #GOLDENEASTEREGGS

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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