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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9036 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
