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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9233 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
