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MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

LingoLounge Minecraft Server

Communication, Coworkers, cultural diversity, Diversity, foreign language, inclusion, Language, language barriers, language preference, LingoLounge, Midwest, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multiculturalism, pet, Respect, Server, Social Interaction, Southeast Asia, staff lounge, vet, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

JobPainsMC SMP

favoritism, ineffective communication, job dissatisfaction, JobPainsMC, lack of autonomy, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of training, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, poor work-life balance, smp, toxic work environment, unrealistic expectations, workplace stress

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8909
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

ParentingFailCraft

Abuse, bad parenting, detrimental parenting, Dysfunctional family, harmful parenting practices, harmful upbringing, irresponsible parents, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of emotional support, lack of guidance, negative impact on children, negative parenting behaviors, neglect, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, neglectful supervision, ParentingFailCraft, poor role models, toxic family dynamics, unhealthy family environment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

KurskCraft: Drone Wars

aerial assault, Conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military escalation, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Moscow, ongoing conflict, political tensions, russia, security breach, Surveillance, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Farms Harvested:	201	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine just launched a drone attack on Moscow and the Kursk offensive is still goin’ strong! Like, imagine all the epic battles and explosions happenin’ in this server, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Join now and be part of the action, build your own fortress and defend it from the craziness happenin’ all around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a drone into battle and take down some enemies like a boss!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now and let the madness begin! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

DNA Mutation Madness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Towns Built:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

NikkeCraft – #2781 Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Rank 6 Edition Evangelion Collab where you can battle angels and pilot mechs like a pro!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can team up with other players, a Solo Raid for those who like to go solo, and a Sim Room Overclock that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about Full Burst Day where things get extra crazy on weekends!

Special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi are waiting for you to join their team. And upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will make your gaming experience even more epic!

Dress to impress with costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date and Asuka, Rei, Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And get ready for Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass coming soon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code TENHA to unlock exclusive rewards! Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – PoEG – Path of Ender General

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, early access, Ender, forum, general, Global 1488bricked, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, November 15th, patch notes, Patch Notes Forum, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Settlers, POE 2, poeg, Settlers of Kalguur, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1430	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by battling giant spiders and zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that you can tame and ride into battle! And don’t worry about griefers, because we have a ban honeypot that turns them into chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil mobs and maybe even encounter a talking cow who will give you cryptic clues to unlock the ultimate treasure chest!

MommaDontSpillTheBeans

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of your mom spilling the beans about your pregnancy before you’re even ready to announce it to the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee complete privacy when it comes to your personal life! No more unexpected baby announcements from nosy parents!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Let your creativity run wild as you construct the most epic structures and explore vast landscapes. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special “Privacy Shield” plugin that ensures no one can reveal your secrets without your permission.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pregnancy announcements and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a secret underground bunker to hide from your mom’s gossiping friends. The possibilities are endless!