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NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	513755
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	59296	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7740	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Items Found:	1939	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Potions Brewed:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

MissileMayhemMC

(PILOT), achievement, aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Defense, defense system, f-16, fighter jet, historical record, Military, missile interception, MissileMayhemMC, shooting down, six cruise missiles, sortie, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Air Force, war effort

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!

Baby Boom Server

age-activated, autonomous self-destruct mechanism, baby, biological adaptation, boom, Childbirth, childbirth complications, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanism, evolutionary theory, genetic programming, life-threatening process, maternal instincts, maternal mortality, maternal mortality rate, natural selection, Prevention, reproductive health, reproductive system, Server, survival instinct

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	1869
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo!

Viral Vixen’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, blocky, breast cancer awareness, cancer remission, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, case study, clinical trial, experimental therapy, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Neoadjuvant Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virotherapy Study, Oncolytic Virus, personalized medicine, Recurrent Breast Cancer, tumor regression, viral, Virologist, Virotherapy Success, Vixens

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?

Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!