We have more diamonds than your ex has issues, and our villagers are more gossip-worthy than Karen from accounting.
Forget about building boring dirt huts, on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of cake!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
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🌐 Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy. Check out the attached photos for a sneak peek!
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!
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| How long has InstaCraft been around? | InstaCraft has been established for over two years, providing a stable gameplay experience. |
| What sets InstaCraft apart from other Minecraft servers? | InstaCraft prides itself on its non-toxic community, active economy, and minimal plugin approach to gameplay. |
| Can players create their own shops on InstaCraft? | Yes, players can engage in creating player shops and utilize the Auction House for trading. |
| Is griefing allowed on InstaCraft? | No, griefing and cheating are prohibited on InstaCraft. Players are encouraged to report any incidents for prompt handling by staff. |
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here! Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
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Why do pigs fly on our server? Because we have a special plugin that gives every pig a pair of wings! Imagine riding a flying pig into battle – talk about making a grand entrance!
Why do diamonds rain from the sky? Because our server has a glitch that causes diamonds to fall from the heavens like glittering hailstones. Who needs to mine when you can just stand outside and collect all the riches you need?
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Our server is home to the legendary Sniffing Sheep, a mystical creature that roams the lands in search of the rarest flowers to sniff. Who knows what kind of magical powers you might gain if you can catch a whiff of its enchanted aroma!
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Last time on Frasier, things got wacky and wild! From Guides to Animation, we’ve got it all. Need some help navigating this insane server? Check out our New User Guide and get ready to dive into the madness.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Block Merging and watch as your mind is blown by the possibilities. And don’t forget to check out our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section for some truly mind-boggling content.
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Join us if you’re tired of being universally hated and want to be in a place where you’re actually wanted – unlike in Europe! Our server is the perfect place for all those who are incompatible with Europeans and want to build and create without any anti-Muslim or anti-immigration proposals getting in the way.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join India in their epic battles against Chinese soldiers in the Himalayas! Who knew building blocks could be used for such intense warfare? Join us now to witness the madness unfold!
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Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around, dragons flying overhead, and aliens trying to invade! It’s like a fantasy world on steroids!
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– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.
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