Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.
So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
| Server Name | Farlands |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.