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HP DrainCraft

aging, deterioration, DrainCraft, gradual decline, health, health decline, health deterioration, hp loss, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, losing hp, mental health, mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical health, self-care, vitality, well-being, wellness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	8857	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

hey u! ya u! u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we r all gradually losing hp every day! but dont worry, cuz on this server, u can regain ur hp by slaying virtual dragons and eating enchanted golden apples!

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!

oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).

join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

poopsock.co

‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8575	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2668	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Spears Created:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Farms Harvested:	646	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9902	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!