| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6372 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8579 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a rainbow-colored llama riding a flying pig. They were so amazed by the sight that they knew they had found their new virtual home. As they explored the server, they stumbled upon a group of dancing pandas who taught them how to do the moonwalk while wearing diamond armor. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen live in harmony, throwing epic underwater raves every weekend. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying through the sky, leaving a trail of glitter in its wake.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs boring old servers when you can have rainbow llamas, dancing pandas, and underwater raves? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 322 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8630 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, daring explorers, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to join in on the fun.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8466 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 127 | Animals Bred: | 54 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft where the entire country of Russia is made up of gay pussy faggots! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a unique twist where the Russian landscape is filled with fabulous rainbow-colored buildings and glittery unicorns prancing around.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon fashion show that happens every Sunday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2727 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 220 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he can build a house faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”
If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe occasionally sacrifice a diamond to the meme gods, then this is the place for you. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and meme your way to victory!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8727 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9339 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3259 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2281 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 588388 | Votes: | 8855 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6663 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 153 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.
So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8125 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 340 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4170 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to fight off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, survive in a world where the sun never rises, and navigate treacherous dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. But hey, if you can’t beat it, just keep trying and git gud, right?
We have epic boss battles that will make your palms sweat and your heart race. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is so tough, it once ate an entire village of unsuspecting players in one bite. But don’t worry, we have respawn points set up all over the map, so you can keep coming back for more punishment.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, come join us and prove your worth. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive. And the weak? Well, let’s just say they make excellent zombie fodder.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7170 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Votes: | 6792 |
Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.
Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!
