Insomnia Hardcore
Get ready for the ultimate hardcore RPG adventure on the official ‘Insomnia: Hardcore’ server! This server provides the intended experience of our modpack and have a small dedicated community surrounding it.
This is a modded server and therefore requires you to install the ‘Insomnia: Hardcore’ modpack before you can join.
Get the modpack here.
insomnia.crismpack.net
| Server Name | The Eternal Region |
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| IP | Not provided |
| Version | Vanilla-based |
| Player Count | Not specified |
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Join by visiting https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG and make sure to read the #rules section before applying.
Join a fresh, whitelisted SMP server where you can make your mark in a growing world with a mature community. Enjoy building, starting shops, and embarking on adventures with like-minded players.
| Server Name | The Eternal Region |
|---|---|
| IP | Not provided – Join through Discord |
| Version | Vanilla-based |
| Player Count | Varies |
| Features |
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Join The Eternal Region server through Discord. Make sure to read the rules before applying.
Join now and be part of The Eternal Region’s history from the ground up!
One time, I stayed up for 72 hours straight on this server because I heard there was a rare diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs. I was so delirious from lack of sleep that I started hallucinating and thought I was actually in the game. I tried to ride a real-life pig around my house thinking it would fly like in Minecraft.
But seriously, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re trying to communicate with us through pixel art. It’s like a conspiracy theory mixed with a virtual reality experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more. Our spawn area is actually a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. And every full moon, a giant taco truck spawns in the sky and rains down tacos for everyone to eat. It’s like a fiesta, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that the server is haunted by ghost chickens who steal your diamonds and leave behind feathers as a calling card? It’s wild, man. But don’t worry, we have a team of psychic pandas who can communicate with the spirits and help you get your loot back.
So, if you want to join the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total vibe, bro.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work, just like our friend here who works 12-hour shifts and still manages to find time to play. Need a break from reality? Join our server and let your creativity run wild.
Forget about driving your fiancé to work after a sleepless night – on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want with just a click! No more dizziness, muscle twitches, or lack of sleep – just pure, unadulterated fun.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs taxis when you can fly around in creative mode? Let’s build a world where anything is possible – together!
We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.
And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.
On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.
So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!
Join us and experience the thrill of building without the constant noise of a roommate who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of headphones. Our server is a safe haven for those who value peace and quiet while they mine and craft their way to victory.
Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by a roommate who thinks their late-night conversations are more important than your sleep schedule. Join our server and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only noise you’ll hear is the satisfying sound of blocks breaking and mobs being defeated.
So come on over and join us – where the only roommate you’ll have to deal with is the friendly villager who always has a great trade deal for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!