insist – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small
anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

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SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”
body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

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MerchMania Minecraft Server
athleisure, awkward, boyfriend’s friends, Casual, Charity, company name, embarrassed, football jersey, friend’s merch, hoodie, inappropriate, last name, Logo, MerchMania, Minecraft, misstep, misunderstanding, outdoor excursion, overreacting, oversized, Petty, Server, Soft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear any hoodie you want without getting judged by your boyfriend’s friends? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can rock any merch you please, even if it has another guy’s name on it!
Our server is the perfect place to escape petty arguments about clothing choices and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a special “Hoodie Lover” rank for those who proudly wear their favorite oversized hoodies, no questions asked.
So if you’re tired of feeling embarrassed for wearing a comfy hoodie with your friend’s company name on it, come join us for a fun and chill Minecraft experience. Who knew a hoodie could cause so much drama? Let’s leave the real-life drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine!

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ViralVidFatShameNoBlame
body image, body positivity, crop top, cyberbullying, fat shaming, friendship, Insecurity, internet trolls, online criticism, online harassment, overweight, Popularity, self esteem, shorts, social media, teenage girls, tiktok, viral content, viral sensation, viral video, ViralVidFatShameNoBlame
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!
Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.
Our server is known for its viral TikTok dances! That’s right, we have a group of talented players who regularly post dance videos that are bound to go viral. Just imagine the fame and fortune that awaits you when you join in on the fun!
And don’t worry about body shaming here – we celebrate all shapes and sizes! In fact, we have a special dance crew dedicated to showcasing the beauty of every body type. So come on, grab your crop top and shorts, and let’s boogie down together!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your moves while making new friends and memories that will last a lifetime. Remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and spreading positivity. See you in the game!

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2024 Etiquette Minecraft Server
2024 etiquette, communication etiquette, Courtesy, cultural norms, digital communication, dining etiquette, Etiquette, etiquette rules, Manners, Minecraft, modern etiquette, personal boundaries, polite behavior, professional behavior, Respect, Server, social etiquette, social interactions, social media etiquette, social norms, societal expectations, technology etiquette, workplace etiquette
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server in 2024 has the most modern etiquette rules that will blow your mind!
Join our server and follow the rule of only communicating with other players through interpretive dance. That’s right, no more boring old chat boxes, it’s all about busting a move to get your message across.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that all players must wear a different hat for each day of the week. Monday? Top hat. Tuesday? Sombrero. Wednesday? Viking helmet. You get the idea.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? That’s right, ninja llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2024 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftingFate
big impact, butterfly effect, chain reaction, CraftingFate, critical decision, defining moment, hindsight, impactful choice, life-altering choice, life-changing event, minor choice, personal growth, pivotal moment, ripple effect, significant event, small decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected consequences, unforeseen consequences, unforeseen outcome
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate life-changing adventure! One time, a player accidentally planted a potato instead of a carrot and BOOM, their whole virtual existence was turned upside down. Now they rule the server with an iron potato fist, all thanks to that fateful misclick. Who knows what small decision could lead to your epic rise to power on our server? Join now and find out!

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CraftyMH17Downfall
Accountability, anniversary, Aviation, Conflict, CraftyMH17Downfall, downing, EU, families, international relations, investigation, Justice, memorial, MH17, plane crash, Remembrance, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Tragedy, tragedy anniversary, Victims, world news
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE, JUST LIKE WHEN RUSSIA DOWNED THAT PLANE BUT WAY LESS TRAGIC HAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” WHERE YOU GOTTA AVOID EXPLODING GREEN DUDES, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AVOIDING BLAME FOR MH17. ALSO, WE HAVE A “BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF PUTIN” CONTEST, BECAUSE WHY NOT? COME JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME AND MAYBE LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS, OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS. LOL.

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FloatyVisionCraft
anatomy, Body, eye anatomy, eye care, eye conditions, eye disorders, eye examination, eye examination techniques, eye floaters, eye health, eye problems, eye symptoms, EyeSight, floaters in eyes, FloatyVisionCraft, health, Medical, ophthalmology, Optical, vision, visual disturbances
so, like, imagine if you could see inside your body, like, without even needing a doctor or whatever. that’s, like, the vibe of this minecraft server, bro. we got all these crazy eye floaters that let you, like, explore your insides and stuff. it’s, like, a whole new level of self-discovery, man.
join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

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NasoCancerCraft
antibodies, antibody testing, Cancer prevention, cancer screening, Chinese adults, Chinese population, diagnostic testing., early detection, epidemiology, Epstein-Barr Virus, Healthcare, Medical research, NasoCancerCraft, nasopharyngeal carcinoma, oncology, prospective evaluation, public health, Relevance, tumor markers, viral diseases, viral infections
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A VIRUS BUT IN A GOOD WAY, LIKE EPSTEIN-BARR BUT NOT REALLY! COME JOIN US AND DETECT SOME CRAZY NASOPHARYNGEAL CARCINOMA IN CHINESE ADULTS! WE GOT ANTIBODIES AND STUFF, IT’S LIKE A MYSTERY GAME BUT WITH MINECRAFT! WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU’LL FIND, MAYBE A HIDDEN TREASURE OR A GIANT NASOPHARYNX MONSTER! ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO JOIN US NOW! LET’S GET WEIRD AND SAVE LIVES, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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Vanilla Habits (BEDROCK SUPPORT) (CROSS PLATFORM) (1.21)
1.21, Active, bedrock, Bedrock Support, Create, cross-platform, Crossplatform, Discord, enchance, Explore, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, invite friends, Minecraft, Peaceful, players heads, Public, smp, solo world, Survival, Talk, text, Toxicity, Vanilla, Vanilla Habits, VanillaHabits
Vanilla Habits
Server IP: 198.244.176.19:25618(bedrock Support)
About Server: VanillaHabits is a of course NEW vanilla, peaceful and friendly server for youand your friends to come explore,create and enjoy. Toxicity, greifing and hacking are not allowed in server to allow players to have the most peaceful experience.
Features: We Have a few features to enchance your fun yet keep the minecraft vanilla, Our server Has bedrock support so you can invite friends to explore with ! in addition to that we also have TEXT that appears on players heads when typing in chat:D
The Server was meant to be for my solo world but decided to make public foranyone who needs a world to play alone or with anyone, i hope we can create an active and fun place for everyone to enjoy 😀 feel free to come online and talk to me and any of my friends.
Discord link : discord.gg/hwMKUN4ERhServer IP: 198.244.176.19:25618
198.244.176.19:25618

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
colloquialisms, CraftyCreeper, cultural expressions, cultural heritage, cultural identity, deep meaning, existential questions, idiomatic expressions, introspective language, Language, linguistic diversity, long tail tags, meaning of life, Minecraft, Native Tongue, philosophical concepts, profound thoughts, Server, Slang, traditional sayings, unique expressions, unique phrases
Do you ever find yourself pondering the meaning of life while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential questions! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that speaks in only the most bizarre and unique expressions from around the world. Who needs a philosophy class when you can learn the secrets of the universe while mining diamonds and battling creepers? So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of life… in ur cunt!

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PissAndShitMC Server
comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, Millennials, millennials entertainment, millennials funny, millennials humor, millennials internet, millennials jokes, millennials laughter, millennials meme, millennials social media, millennials viral, PissAndShitMC, Server, social media, viral
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

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