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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4818 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.