Blocky Banter: 2024 Edition

#diseño, ACTUALIZACIÓN, banter, blocky, campeonatos, celebración., club, Comunicado oficial, deportes, Edition, EQUIPO, exitos, futbol, historia, identidad, Insignia, Liga de Campeones, modernización escudo, noticias, real madrid, renovación, trofeos, UEFA

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring logos? Well, look no further because our server is like the Real Madrid of Minecraft servers! We’ve decided to modernize our iconic logo after our recent victories in the Champions League (of Minecraft, of course). Join us and be a part of the winning team! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Cristiano Ronald- I mean, Steve-o Ronaldo in-game! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and score some epic goals… I mean, blocks!

SharkWife’s Mine-tastic Adventure

adorable, Adventure, animal, Character, COSPLAY, cute, cute shark wife, FANTASY, fictional creature, funny, humor, love, marine life, meme, Minetastic, Ocean, relationship, Roleplay, sea creature, shark, SharkWifes, Underwater, Wife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7949	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also swim with your adorable aquatic spouse. Just imagine the looks of envy from other players as you ride into battle on the back of a shark! Join us now for a truly unique and fin-tastic experience!

ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Items Found:	7790	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2481

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.

2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.

3. Our community is so awesome, even straight guys can’t resist joining. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ladies for you to catch your drift with.

4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MapleCraft: Where Canada is a Third World Shithole

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own highway 401 right through the middle of your Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you might even experience a virtual crash on your highway 401! Just imagine the chaos and destruction as your virtual cars collide and explode in a fiery blaze of glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the adrenaline rush of highway crashes in Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to buckle up and hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride!

MineKnights – Digging, Crafting, and Defending Your Blocky Kingdom!

#Bassline, akg, arknights, Blacknight, blocky, caster, Crafting, Defending, Digging, Global, guard, Ho’olheyak, jp, Kal’tsit, Kingdom, KR, Lessing, Lunacub, medic, MineKnights, Proviso, skin, sniper, supporter, vanguard, Virtuosa, Viviana

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	959796	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a nether portal on fire! Join now for a chance to mine with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak and 6* Medic Kal’tsit – they’ll heal your broken pickaxe and cast spells on those pesky zombies!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got 5* Sniper Lunacub, 5* Supporter Proviso, and 5* Vanguard Blacknight in the shop – they’ll protect you from any griefers trying to steal your diamonds! And don’t forget about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing, who will guard your base like it’s the ender dragon’s lair!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got skins like Meteor skin and Absinthe that will make you the envy of all the other players. Plus, our upcoming content includes EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, featuring 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and a new Amiya Alt that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Blocky Banter: Where the chat gets wilder than a creeper explosion!

Accountability, Backlash, banter, blocky, Boundaries, Chat, consequences, controversial statements, controversy, creeper, criticism, double standards, explosion, freedom of speech, get away, how, insensitive remarks, media scrutiny, Outrage, Political Correctness, public opinion, repercussions.., Saying, social norms, speech rights, WILDER

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5928
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Emeralds Found:	7097	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and not take things too seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for insane shenanigans like exploding chickens and flying cows. You never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And don’t even get us started on the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava surrounded by friendly zombies? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Konohaven: Where you can build your dream house, but also have to deal with creepers – literally!

+18, 1.20.2, BUILD, build projects, Challenges, CREEPERS, Deal, Discord, dream, Enderman Griefing Disabled, Events, Fire-Tick Disabled, hard difficulty, Hermitcraft-like, House, java, Konohaven, LITERALLY, Live Map, Mature Community, multiplayer, Neighborhood, Other, season 3, Semi Vanilla, smp, US, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	585037
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Konohaven Season 3 Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US
Difficulty	Hard
Gameplay Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
Server Type	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing, friendly competitive environment

Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards

Community Neighborhoods: Option to build at spawn, focus on playing together this season

If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

How to Whitelist

Join our Discord here.
Read our rules and requirements here.
Click apply in the #apply-here channel on Discord to start the whitelist application process.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When did Season 3 start?	June 10
Is it too late to join Season 3?	No, everyone can join at their own pace
Are there any age requirements?	Generally 18+, but exceptions exist

EdibleCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Gets the Munchies

Body High, Cannabis, Character, comfort, Cozy, cute anime girl, edible high, EdibleCraft, Edibles, euphoria, Held, INTIMATE, Marijuana, melting, Minecraft, Munchies, Peaceful, pleasant, protected, Relaxation, Sensation, soothing, Tranquil, warmth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only high you’ll be experiencing is the high of building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and you’ll feel like a cute anime girl, with your body melting into the pixels of the game. But don’t worry, our community will hold you and protect you from any virtual dangers that come your way. So come on, join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

YeehawCraft – Where Even Creepers Have Southern Accents!

Accents, acceptance, American, anti-homosexuality, castizx, chance, Connection, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, Friends, friendship, Latinx, open-minded, opportunity, prejudice, racism, Similarities, South, Southern, Stereotypes, stoic masculinity, Understanding, YeehawCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you can make friends with Americans from the South who are definitely not racist towards castizx players! Experience the wild similarities between their culture and latinx culture, like their love for stoic masculinity and their intense anti-homosexuality stance. Who knew Minecraft could bring together such diverse groups in the most unexpected ways? Join now for a chance to bond over virtual blocks and break down cultural barriers like never before!

Digital Den: Where Minecraft Boomers Gather to Rule the Blocks

ADV, Adventure, blocks, Boomers, cmp, Creative, Datapacks, Den, Digital, Events, gather, hermit craft, hypixel, Minecraft, Mini, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Network Hub, Plot World, pokemon, RPG, rule, Semi Vanilla, smp, Vanilla, Zelda

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	3498
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Digital Den <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/day-deny/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Digital Den Minecraft Server

Looking for something different? Excited for 1.21? Look no further, join our cozy adult community and start building in our SMP!

Planned Additions to the SMP

MODS

Mod Name	Description
Armorposer	Alternative to the armor statues data pack.

DATAPACKS

Datapack Name	Description
AFK Display	Name goes grey if the Hermit doesn’t move for five minutes.

ROADMAP

SMP – Hermit Craft style single multi player with upgrades and flair!
Network Hub – One stop shop for all multiplayer needs.
CMP – Custom creative plot world.
ADV – Enhanced vanilla adventure with RPG vibes.
MINI – Mini games and events.

If you are interested in joining, please reach out via Discord: abusement_gaming

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please reach out to us via Discord at abusement_gaming and we will provide you with the necessary information.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules of the server are to be respectful to other players, no griefing or cheating, and to follow the guidelines set by the server moderators.

Mineverse VS Hypixel

1.19.1, 1.8, 2013, 4 million players, Creative, Custom Gamemodes, Discord, Earth, Ip:, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mineverse, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, op pvp, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, twitter, version 1.19.1, Version 1.8

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Hypixel
Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded at times
Large variety of minigames and gamemodes	Some games may not be as popular or well-maintained
Active community and regular updates	May experience lag due to high player count

Mineverse
Pros	Cons
Unique custom gamemodes	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Custom Earth map with unique Survival experience	May lack some of the popular minigames found on Hypixel
Wide range of gameplay options including PvP, Skyblock, and Creative	Server may not have as frequent updates as larger servers

FAQs

Is Hypixel or Mineverse better for a large variety of minigames?

Hypixel would be the better choice as it has a larger selection of minigames compared to Mineverse.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mineverse.

Are both servers regularly updated?

Both servers receive regular updates, but Hypixel may have more frequent updates due to its larger size and resources.

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