Insightful Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	622	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Animals Bred:	149	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

I Trolled Them Minecraft SMP

commendable, Detailed, Engaging, Excellent, excepțional, expertly crafted, high quality post, Impressive.., informative, Insightful, ITT, Minecraft, Outstanding, remarkable, Reply, smp, thorough, Thought-provoking, top-notch, Trolled, valuable, Well-Written, Worthwhile

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think

astute, Brainy, Bright, bright-minded, Clever, dumb, Insightful, Intelligent, knowledgeable, misunderstood, not as dumb, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, sharp, sharp-minded, shrewd, Smart, SmartCraft, underestimated

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6020	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5905	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!

WiseCraft: Global Wisdom Hub

characteristics, continents, Countries, Cross-cultural, culturally diverse, Cultures, Daily Life, Empathy, feelings, Global, Hub, Insightful, logical, Perception, perceptions, political leadership, reflective, Science, Understanding, wisdom, Wise, Wisecraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! We’re talking wise like a wizard, wise like a grandpa with a long beard, wise like a cat that always lands on its feet. People from 12 countries and 5 continents have joined our server and they all agree – this is the place to be if you want to level up your wisdom game.

Our players are so wise, they can outsmart any creeper, outbuild any castle, and outmine any diamond. They’re like the Gandalfs of Minecraft, the Yodas of block-building, the Einsteins of pixelated worlds. And hey, if you join our server, you’ll be wise too! You’ll be making big brain plays, thinking deep thoughts, and considering other players’ feelings while you’re at it.

So come on, join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got wisdom? Who needs enchanted gear when you’ve got a big brain? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wisest player in all of blocky land!

4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

4chan, 4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP, Based, controversial, critical thinking, Deep thinking, Enlightened, Insightful, intellectual, internet culture, Introspective, knowledge, meme, original, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unique perspective, wisdom

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6765	Farms Harvested:	557
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

CraftyBrainsMC

analytical, astute, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, CraftyBrainsMC, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, Insightful, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, perceptive, problem solving, quick learner, signs of intelligence, Smart

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

If someone can successfully build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft without any instructions, then you know they’re a genius! Join our server and show off your brain power by constructing mind-blowing creations that will leave Steve and Alex scratching their blocky heads in awe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of highly intelligent Endermen who are always looking for new recruits. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart the creepers and zombies lurking in the shadows. Who knew intelligence could be so much fun in the world of blocks and pixels?

CraftyBrainsMC

analytical, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, CraftyBrainsMC, deep thinker, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, knowledgeable, observant, perceptive, Problem solver, quick thinker, savvy, sharp, Smart, subtle signs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

If someone can build a functioning nuclear reactor out of redstone and obsidian in Minecraft, you know they’re a genius! Join our server and witness the brilliance of our players as they create mind-blowing contraptions that defy the laws of physics. Rumor has it, one player even built a working time machine and traveled back to the Stone Age just to punch a dinosaur in the face. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and chaotic fun – join now and become part of our mad scientist community!

– “SchnitzelCraft” – “BratwurstWorld” – “KrautKraft” – “BavarianBlockParty” – “OktoberCraft” – “WienerWonders” – “SauerkrautSurvival” – “BlackForestBlockheads” – “LederhosenLand” – “PretzelPals”

ai, Artificial Intelligence, BavarianBlockParty, BlackForestBlockheads, BratwurstWorld, Consciousness, Conversation, epistemology, Ethics, Future, innovation, Insightful, knowledge, KrautKraft, LederhosenLand, Logic, metaphysics, New German Idealism, OktoberCraft, philosophy, philosophy of mind, PretzelPals, progress, reason, SauerkrautSurvival, SchnitzelCraft, systematic program, Technology, Understanding, WienerWonders

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5496	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Items Found:	2265
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	188
Dragon Eggs Found:	2008	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the AI has gone rogue and is now spouting off about German Idealism! You never know what kind of philosophical discussions you’ll stumble upon while mining for diamonds!

Join us for a chance to chat with our enlightened AI and ponder the meaning of life while building your dream castle. Who needs a philosophy class when you have a Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual think tank?

So come on, dive into the world of philosophical Minecraft and see where the AI takes you next. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe while fighting off creepers and zombies!

Ravencraft: Where even the Endermen pretend they’re not watching”

Address, Adults, BUILD, Community, Create, Difficulty, endermen, Experiment, Explore, Firespread, gallery, Map, Mods, multiplayer, new, PRETEND, Ravencraft, road network, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sleep plugin, Staff, Survival, Theyre, Watching, world border

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Server Name	Ravencraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer
Staff	Friendly mods
Community	Expanding community of players
Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org

About Us:

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty & sleep plugin
Firespread enabled
Expanding road network & Nether tunnel system
Dedicated hardware & Dynmap
Discord & LGBTQI+ friendly

We’re looking for players who:

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of others
Want to hang out with friendly folks

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18?A: No, the server is for players 18 and over.
Q: Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?A: No, hacks or cheats such as x-ray and baritone are not allowed.
Q: What are the server rules?A: The server rules can be found here.
Q: Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?A: Yes, the server is LGBTQI+ friendly.
Q: How can I apply to join the server?A: Hop on the server and we will set you up with a quick application.

DinnerCraft Server

Appetizing, comfort food, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dining, Dinner, dinnercraft, Eating, Evening, family, feast, Food, Gathering, homemade, Hungry, kitchen, meal prep, mealtime, recipes, Server, Supper, Tasty

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of fun and craziness!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land and are demanding all the seeds in exchange for peace. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant the eater unlimited luck in finding rare loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive entertainment is guaranteed (literally). Watch as creepers perform death-defying stunts and try not to get blown up in the process!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Void Armor Forged:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, Apology, Bridesmaid, Communication, Condolences, family emergency, Friend, friendship, grace, Minecraft, response, serious illness, Server, stress, Struggle, Support, uncertainty, uninvited, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	1186	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful friends who can’t handle a little uncertainty? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this bridezilla drama.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being uninvited to a wedding or being blamed for ruining someone’s special day. Instead, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and supported through any family emergencies or life struggles you may face.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of friendship and support in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Who needs toxic friends when you can have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back no matter what?

KidSplash Bikini Zone

#motherhood support., Bikini, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, family, judgment, KidSplash, modesty, Motherhood, motherhood struggles, parenting, peer pressure, postpartum body, Pregnancy, quadruplets, self-confidence, social norms, stretch marks, swimming lessons, swimsuit etiquette, two piece swimsuit, Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old swimming lessons where everyone wears the same old swimsuits? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky swimming experience like no other!

Picture this: you, your husband, and his friends all rocking some stylish trunks with no shirts, while your quadruplets splash around learning to swim. But wait, here’s the twist – you’re wearing a two-piece swimsuit that shows off your awesome baby belly stretch marks from having quadruplets! The other moms might not appreciate your unique fashion sense, but we sure do!

Join our server for a swim-tastic time filled with laughter, fun, and of course, some questionable fashion choices. Who needs modesty when you can show off your fabulous post-pregnancy bod to the world? So come on over and dive into the craziness – just make sure to cover up that scandalous stomach if you want to avoid any mommy drama!

LoveCraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, long term, love, lovecraft, Partnership, Passion, relationships, romance, smp, soulmate, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Love on our Minecraft SMP is when you find the perfect spot to build your dream house and then accidentally blow it up with a creeper. But don’t worry, our community will come together to help you rebuild and laugh at your misfortune. Join us for a chance to experience the chaotic and hilarious world of our server, where love means never having to mine alone.

ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Animals Bred:	65
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7653
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Votes:	6906	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1335	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com