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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7778 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Mines Excavated: | 4568 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3921 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.