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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8014 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 142 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.
But beware, we’ve had reports of players getting sucked into the game and becoming actual Minecraft characters in real life. So if you’re ready for a wild ride and a chance to live out your blocky dreams, join us now! Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor.