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The Blockyard SMP: Grown-Up Fun

Java Edition Focus, grownup, whitelisted access, Application Based Joining, Friendly Player Interactions
The Blockyard SMP

Hey folks,

Join a chill, small group for some fun! The Blockyard is a Java Edition SMP that feels like Hermitcraft. It’s all about teamwork, personal bases, and cool builds.

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Why Join?

If you miss knowing the names on your server and want to see a world grow with you, this is the spot.

Ready to join?

Hit up the Discord to apply: Join The Blockyard Discord

Would love to meet you!
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Crafty Banter Buddies

strong relationship, friendship, teasing, loyalty, loving insults

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

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Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

gender, ITT, male perspective, Understanding, film

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

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Goofy Tomato Minecraft Server

missing you, soulmate, special bond, Affection, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a goofy lesbian tomato who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and discover hidden treasure guarded by dancing llamas. Our tomato overlord will guide you through quests that will test your Minecraft skills and your ability to keep a straight face while playing with a vegetable.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knew a tomato could be so entertaining?

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SillyCouplesMinecraftSMP

weird things, quirky love, relationship quirks, love and laughter, #bonding activities

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the only way to get in is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of the entrance.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that roams our server, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see what kind of weird things you and your S/O can get up to together!

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HangryCraft

Friends, drinks, HangryCraft, Shrimp cocktail, Party

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.

Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.

Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?

So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!

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BILsGFExcluded@AnnivDinner

relationships, anniversary dinner, happy anniversary, Accommodation, misunderstandings

Are you tired of boring anniversary dinners where you actually have to know the couple to enjoy the festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to include your new significant other in all the fun, even if they’ve only been around for a month!

Join us for epic quizzes that only make sense to the people involved, heartwarming wedding videos that you weren’t even a part of, and awkward moments that you’ll never forget. Who needs a traditional anniversary dinner when you can experience all the awkwardness and exclusion right from the comfort of your own virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to feel uncomfortable and left out in the most entertaining way possible. Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even leave early just like Sam and Rose did, but with a smile on your face.

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AwkwardDanceTeachersLaughing

Private, inside jokes, teacher humor, Funny Moments, school culture

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the teachers from school go after their dances to, like, laugh at all the awkward, uncomfortable, weird stuff they just saw. it’s like a secret club where they can let loose and be themselves without worrying about what the students think. Join this server if you want to see your teachers in a whole new light, cracking jokes and having a blast after a long day of dealing with us crazy kids. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy stories they’ll share about their time in the classroom? It’s like a behind-the-scenes look at the secret lives of teachers, and it’s all happening on this wild and wacky Minecraft server. Come join the fun and see what really goes down after the school dances!

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DorkCraft Minecraft Server

long tail tags, Heartfelt, past, Dorks, missing

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of lovable dorks just waiting to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of our favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races across the map. Our community is so wacky and fun that you’ll never want to log off!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of undead mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the dorky family. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably die a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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FlatPartyCraft Minecraft Server

help out, calculated risk, financial decision, friends over, Girlfriend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where moving in with your girlfriend after only a couple of months is considered a totally normal and not at all risky decision! Join us for some banter-filled fun with friends, just like the immature adults we are.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can hang out in your virtual living room with your drunk friends while your girlfriend hides in the bedroom. Don’t worry, she can always ask you to leave if she feels her privacy is being invaded. But hey, at least we split things 50:50, just like a totally conventional and encouraged living arrangement!

So come join us on this wild ride of questionable decisions and unexpected twists. Who needs to get to know your girlfriend’s friends when you can hang out with us instead? It’s like inviting your friends over on a Saturday, but with creepers and zombies added in for extra excitement!

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The Blockyard SMP

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