inside jokes Minecraft Servers

inside jokes Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Banter Buddies

    Crafty Banter Buddies
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 2747
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

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    u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

    Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7489
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dimension Hops: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Star Shards Collected: 64
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Runes Activated: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Zombie Dances: 0
    Crops Grown: 3991 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

    So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

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  • Goofy Tomato Minecraft Server

    Goofy Tomato Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 4613
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a goofy lesbian tomato who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and discover hidden treasure guarded by dancing llamas. Our tomato overlord will guide you through quests that will test your Minecraft skills and your ability to keep a straight face while playing with a vegetable.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knew a tomato could be so entertaining?

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  • SillyCouplesMinecraftSMP

    SillyCouplesMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2049
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the only way to get in is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of the entrance.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that roams our server, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see what kind of weird things you and your S/O can get up to together!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1750
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.

    Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.

    Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?

    So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!

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  • BILsGFExcluded@AnnivDinner

    BILsGFExcluded@AnnivDinner
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 810
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring anniversary dinners where you actually have to know the couple to enjoy the festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to include your new significant other in all the fun, even if they’ve only been around for a month!

    Join us for epic quizzes that only make sense to the people involved, heartwarming wedding videos that you weren’t even a part of, and awkward moments that you’ll never forget. Who needs a traditional anniversary dinner when you can experience all the awkwardness and exclusion right from the comfort of your own virtual world?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to feel uncomfortable and left out in the most entertaining way possible. Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even leave early just like Sam and Rose did, but with a smile on your face.

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  • AwkwardDanceTeachersLaughing

    AwkwardDanceTeachersLaughing
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2540
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 5

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    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the teachers from school go after their dances to, like, laugh at all the awkward, uncomfortable, weird stuff they just saw. it’s like a secret club where they can let loose and be themselves without worrying about what the students think. Join this server if you want to see your teachers in a whole new light, cracking jokes and having a blast after a long day of dealing with us crazy kids. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy stories they’ll share about their time in the classroom? It’s like a behind-the-scenes look at the secret lives of teachers, and it’s all happening on this wild and wacky Minecraft server. Come join the fun and see what really goes down after the school dances!

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  • DorkCraft Minecraft Server

    DorkCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 779
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of lovable dorks just waiting to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of our favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races across the map. Our community is so wacky and fun that you’ll never want to log off!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of undead mobs.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the dorky family. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably die a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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  • FlatPartyCraft Minecraft Server

    FlatPartyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3302
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Crops Grown: 8576 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where moving in with your girlfriend after only a couple of months is considered a totally normal and not at all risky decision! Join us for some banter-filled fun with friends, just like the immature adults we are.

    Our server offers a unique experience where you can hang out in your virtual living room with your drunk friends while your girlfriend hides in the bedroom. Don’t worry, she can always ask you to leave if she feels her privacy is being invaded. But hey, at least we split things 50:50, just like a totally conventional and encouraged living arrangement!

    So come join us on this wild ride of questionable decisions and unexpected twists. Who needs to get to know your girlfriend’s friends when you can hang out with us instead? It’s like inviting your friends over on a Saturday, but with creepers and zombies added in for extra excitement!

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  • StrokeCraft: Where Friends Stroke Each Other’s Egos in the Most Epic Minecraft Adventures!

    StrokeCraft: Where Friends Stroke Each Other’s Egos in the Most Epic Minecraft Adventures!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9089
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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  • DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

    DerpyCraft: Because Why Not
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 7858
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

    Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

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  • CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

    CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 1350
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

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  • BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

    BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7658
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2541 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

    We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

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  • Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

    Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 8614
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9235 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

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  • Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

    Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3629
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3313

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

    Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

    Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

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  • Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

    Hoobs Live VS Hypixel
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7771
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 338 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel Hoobs Live
    Large player base Interactive integration with Youtube
    Multiple game modes Hoob Loot rewards
    Frequent updates Unique and innovative gameplay
    Well-established and reputable server Friendly community and chat experience

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Hypixel Hoobs Live
    What types of game modes are available? Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing. Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
    How big is the player base? Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time. Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
    Are there regular updates to the server? Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged. Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
    What sets this server apart from others? Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy. Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

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  • Pixel Peen Paradise

    Pixel Peen Paradise
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5074
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Farms Harvested: 510
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!

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  • Crafty Wrestler’s World: Where She Builds More Than Just Drama

    Crafty Wrestler’s World: Where She Builds More Than Just Drama
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 9892
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching a retired wrestler give blowjobs to rich old men? Look no further! Our server is filled with more action, adventure, and creativity than you can shake a stick at. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike those rich old men!

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  • Stacey’s Blocky Shenanigans

    Stacey’s Blocky Shenanigans
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7200
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 444 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Stacey, who is rumored to have the power to turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of her wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly like a majestic dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Stacey is waiting for you, and she’s got a diamond pickaxe with your name on it!

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  • Crafty Trans Gamers: Where sports scandals are left in the past and building epic worlds is the present!

    Crafty Trans Gamers: Where sports scandals are left in the past and building epic worlds is the present!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9524
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Magic Items Found: 2011
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99

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