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  • NoSmokeNoPokeMC

    NoSmokeNoPokeMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

    So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Good SteveningCraft

    Good SteveningCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

    CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

    Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

    But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

    SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with random events and surprises around every corner. One time, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week. Another time, a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, summon llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, really). And did we mention the monthly hot dog eating contest? Winner gets a diamond block!

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, only Germans will truly understand the hidden humor within our server. Guten tag, my friends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky References Only

    Blocky References Only

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

    join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JokeCraft: Fam Edition

    JokeCraft: Fam Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SILJealousStickMud

    SILJealousStickMud

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

    Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

    And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

    So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! šŸ˜‰

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

    Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KekCraft Minecraft Server

    KekCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing unicorns and talking potatoes.

    But that’s not all! Our server also hosts weekly costume parties where you can dress up as your favorite block or mob. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet (because why not?).

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Kek it do be like that, after all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mara Solarpol

    Mara  Solarpol

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want a adventure.You can become a warlord, bandit , emperor,a soldier in a major naval battle. The adventure is yours join today.

    68.168.213.195:19550

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nature SMP

    Nature SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Nature SMP, a Minecraft survival multiplayer server that celebrates the beauty of nature and the joy of cooperative play. Immerse yourself in a serene and captivating environment where the wonders of the natural world come to life. Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a unique adventure unlike any other.

    Discover the power of EssentialsX, providing you with essential commands and features to enhance your gameplay. From homes and teleportation to chat formatting and player management, EssentialsX ensures a smooth and convenient experience for all players.

    Engage in a dynamic and immersive RPG experience with MCMMO, where you can level up your skills and abilities as you delve deeper into the world. Master various professions such as mining, fishing, and combat, gaining unique perks and unlocking exciting abilities that set you apart from others.

    Navigate the thriving player-driven economy with EconomyShopGUI, where you can set up your very own shop and trade with others. Whether you’re selling rare items or in search of specific resources, the economy system provides a robust platform for transactions and player interaction.

    Participate in thrilling auctions with EzAuctions, where you can bid on coveted items, engage in exciting bidding wars, and walk away with exclusive treasures. Showcase your wealth and strategic prowess as you compete for the most sought-after items in the game.

    Unlock the mysteries of custom crates with CrateReloaded, filled with rare and valuable rewards. Engage in quests, challenges, and events to earn keys and uncover the secrets hidden within these special crates.

    Nature SMP welcomes you to join our community of nature enthusiasts, survival enthusiasts, and those seeking a tranquil yet exciting Minecraft experience. Embrace the wilderness, build breathtaking structures, create lush gardens, and forge lasting friendships in this one-of-a-kind server.

    Come and experience the harmony of nature and survival on Nature SMP. Join us today and embark on an extraordinary journey!

    naturesmp.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Intrusive SMP

    Intrusive SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join My Brand New Lifesteal smp inspired by parrotx2 the creator of the original smp.

    Rules:No netherite armor/weapons, no totems, and no elytra

    Item caps: 16 golden apples, 5 ended pearls

    37.10.122.44:25660

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ManaSteal

    ManaSteal

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MANASTEAL, a Minehut Lifesteal server. Our server supports the latest features and has a variety of features and things to do, unique from other servers of this genre. Come join us today and see for yourself what the server is like!

    play.manasteal.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hamborger SMP

    Hamborger SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bacon Borgor SMP is a Minecraft survival server that is soon going to be private, meaning there is a maximum of 30 slots for this server! If you’re interested in playing, join quick and join the discord too! This server includes vein miner, voice chat, and emote craft as the main plugins for the server. If you wish to use emotes or voice chat in game you will need to install the mods that go with it, however no mods are necessary to install in order to play the server. If you are interested, make sure to join our discord and leave your gamertag in the discord server, or DM @Glenn or @NERLZ. This is necessary to build a strong community of players, denying players the ability to speedrun for the egg; leaving the server forever.

    144.217.150.16:25590

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystoria

    Mystoria

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mystoria! Our server is an intense lifesteal/factions server with several plugins for your enjoyment! Invite your friends and make a team, or go in solo S1 is currently ongoing and we are open to suggestions in our discord server, where you can also find teamates if you dont have friends and are tired of being solo

    BEDROCK CROSSPLAY SUPPORT BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    mc.mystoria.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hrotus Romania

    Hrotus Romania

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hrotus Romania A New Minecraft experience! Join our community for epic survival adventures and exciting builds. Discover a vast and interactive environment, exploring lands full of secrets and meeting passionate players. Be a part of our unique and enhanced gaming experience with custom features and weekly events. We look forward to starting this new adventure!

    mc.hrotus.ro

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bears SMP

    Bears SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Bears SMP! This is a survival server with new enchants! Currently in Beta / Season 1! We are a 1.20.1 minecraft server. We have graves, crates, silkable spawners, land claiming, custom items and enchants!

    bearsmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vita MC

    Vita MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    VitaMC, Earth Map + Lifesteal

    VitaMC is a new Earth Lifesteal server with a friendly, inviting community, competitive teams and enticing pvp. :earth_africa: – 1:1500 recreation of Earth Map :heart: – Lifesteal plugin with tons of features :men_wrestling: – Large and active community :space_invader: – Strong anticheat to stop hackers and xrayers :clap: – Fun BetterTeams plugin that adds many features and allows players to join teams

    51.89.220.109

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WackySurvival

    WackySurvival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the official Wackyurvival server! AUSTRALIA HOSTED SERVERWackySurvival is an upcoming community server offering you alot’s of fun stuff to do while meeting new players in game!Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/Q3atkqP5xwWe have an wonderful Discord community where we all come together to talk, share art, play games and hang out. While this is what makes our Discord thrive, it is not required for you to get actively involved in all the discussion going on.We run a large amount of plugins to help improve the general gameplay of the server, such as:Locking your chests, doors, trapdoors, etc.Claiming a certain amount of land to prevent modification by others.The use of commands such as /sethome, /tprandom and /warp….And many more!If you have any suggestions or features we could add, please contact us on Discord.No griefing, stealing, exploiting, cheating or hacking of any kind.No harassment of any kind, this includes begging for items.No multiple accounts per user. Please use only one account.No derogatory terms/phrases at all no matter the context.You must be 13 years or older to play on our server.You must follow Twitch ToS at all times.Mods such as Litematica, minimaps and waypoint managers are allowed.Creating video/streaming content on our server is welcomed.Is there someone breaking these rules or being generally unpleasant? please contact us on Discord.Streaming and/or creating video content on our server is allowed, you do not need to ask!

    play.wackyhackysurvival.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP