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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 433 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 35 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”