Join us and experience a world where you can build your own love fortress and find your one true blocky soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a creeper companion by your side?
Forget about being ghosted in real life, on our server, you’ll never be alone because our zombie villagers are always looking for new friends. Plus, who needs a boring old face mask when you can have a cum creeper to protect you from any unwanted attention?
So come on over and join our server for a relationship experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated world full of surprises!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trannies have bigger pixelated swords than you and are more likely to slay the Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky battles and crazy crafting as we build a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with players who have legendary loot and unbeatable skills. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.
Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being jumped or robbed. On our server, only the alpha males survive. No more crying about scary black people on the subway, only real men here!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show everyone that you’re not a bitch! It’s time to embrace your inner alpha male and conquer the Minecraft world like a true warrior. Don’t be a beta, be a legend on our server.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most chad of brothers will feel right at home! Join us and become a Minecraft legend like my bro, who has slain 5 dragons and tamed 3 gfs in the game. Don’t worry if you’ve never gotten past the talking stage in real life, on our server, you’ll be slaying creepers and building epic structures in no time!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cutest redhead girls can’t resist the temptation to join!
Join us for over 20 days of non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs a freckled-faced college crush when you can build your own empire in our virtual world?
Our server is so lit that even ghosts can’t resist haunting our pixelated lands. Maybe that cute redhead girl is too busy battling zombies and creepers to text you back!
So come on, join us and show that redhead girl what she’s missing out on. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s minecraft and chill together!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Booty Gang, a group of players who have amassed so much wealth in-game that they literally have diamonds for booties. Join them on their quest to conquer the server and show off your own blinged-out booty!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret Booty Treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the ultimate booty power, making them the most powerful player in all of Minecraft.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to have a fat ass in Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.
Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring, old servers that promise excitement but deliver snooze-fest? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join us if you dare, because on our server, you’ll find unicorns roaming freely, dragons guarding treasure, and aliens building secret bases underground. Yes, you heard that right – aliens in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret time machine that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Want to mine with the dinosaurs or build a castle with knights? No problem, just hop in the time machine and off you go!
So, do you still have trust in boring servers? Join us and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our insaneMinecraft server where being neurotic is actually a good thing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly their neurotic tendencies turned into superpowers! They could mine diamonds with their mind, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers to do their bidding. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can breakdance like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hiddenHot Tub of Doom, where players can relax and unwind while being attacked by flaming zombies. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.
So, if you’re tired of being judged for your neurotic tendencies, come join our server where they are celebrated and embraced. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the world of blocks and craziness!
What we intend to offer is a fun, relaxing and completely **free to play** experience mixed in with Pixelmon of course. With all that said please don’t expect too much out of this experience right off the bat.
[1.18] ArcticSMP, is an upcoming smp with clans, wars, 100k word border, no land claiming, no economy, no crates, just pure pvp and hand to hand combat, come join our discord! https://discord.gg/arcticsmp server ip is mc.arcticsmp.com (SERVER RELEASES JUNE 3, 2022)
Welcome to the new and improved TrifectaMC. We here at Trifecta want to welcome you to the brand new server with improved systems for better performance and a new time period. You will be starting In the 1860’s the dawn of Industry and working your way up until the early modern age being the 1960’s. The limits that creates is that no country can be named anything after 1960. Here at trifecta we use a form of land claiming similar to factions but is a bit different here you can declare war, make peace, and add your own laws. Soon to be implemented will be your own towns under that main claim. You can also have vassals (subjects) that can provide power for you to claim and help you be the number 1 nation on the server. We have movecraft and revised craft files to allow for as large of a ship as you wish to build to let your imaginations run wild! There is slimefun, silk spawners, player shops (Quickshop), and so much more for you to discover. Please stop by!
1. Our own banking system, which was written from scratch specifically for our server
2. Voyschat, Custom records and Groups in the game itself
3. Datapack for +100500 achievements
4. Plugin for the webmap and its own interface has been developed for it
5. Emotions in chat and in game
6. Custom generation of the world and end
To get on the server you need to be creative and not abandon the server on the first day. If you meet these parameters, then you need to write a questionnaire in our Discord or buy it in our store
This PVP server specializes mainly in PVP (Player vs Player). The players must choose from a pre-set category of kits, each with their own unique items. They use these kits to fight against each other, often earning points and reputation.
We provide an adventurous Minecraft experience with a relaxed and enjoyable environment, friendly community, and dedicated staff. If you like to have fun and are looking for a casual game-play environment with events, fun and friends, then come check us out!
We are an economy based survival server that offers resetting resource worlds, quests, mcmmo, slimefun, jobs, ranks and levels, voting rewards, and much more!
Explorer’s Bay Discord Invite Link: discord.gg/d3kTuqR
Welcome to our anarchic Minecraft server, where freedom reigns supreme. Whether you’re a master builder, cunning hacker, or relentless destroyer, there are no rules to hold you back. Build towering structures, unleash havoc, or manipulate the digital world—it’s all up to you. Join us and embrace the chaos.
We, at TryOutCraft, strive to offer a friendly and special gaming experience, which is why we have decided to create a network for the server’s 1st anniversary in order to be able to offer more game modes! Plus, we’re now crossplaying with all versions of Bedrock! Join and play across PC, Playstation, Xbox, Switch and Mobile!