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ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

ashamed, concealment, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Failure, Guilt, Hiding, Humiliation, Insecurities, Minecraft, mistake, past, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-blame, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteve, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Animals Bred:	140
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Buildings Constructed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BodySwapMinecraftSMP

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body modifications, body positivity, Body transformation, BodySwapMinecraftSMP, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, healthy lifestyle, Insecurities, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, weight loss

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally change anything about your body! Want to have diamond abs? Done. Want to have creeper feet? No problem. Want to have a pig’s snout? Sure thing! The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure where you can trade body parts with other players, participate in crazy challenges like the “Ugliest Avatar Contest”, and even attend a virtual plastic surgery clinic run by a group of mischievous villagers.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your own sanity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a body that’s weirder than a chicken riding a pig!

NewBodyWhoDis Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body dysmorphia, body image, body modification, body positivity, cosmetic surgery, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, NewBodyWhoDis, personal growth, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Votes:	2936	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can change any part of your body with just a few clicks! Tired of those boring old arms? Swap them out for tentacles and become the ultimate underwater warrior. Sick of your plain old human legs? Trade them in for rocket-powered stilts and zoom around the server at lightning speed. The possibilities are endless on our server, where body modification is not only encouraged but celebrated!

Join us on this wild adventure where players have transformed into all kinds of creatures, from unicorns with laser eyes to cyborgs with built-in disco balls. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? So come on down and join our wacky community of body-modifying enthusiasts. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	72	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ores Mined:	5076
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

CraftyCreeperWeightShamer

#workout, body image, CraftyCreeperWeightShamer, denial, fear, health, hurtful, income, Insecurities, lung infection, medication, oral steroids, overweight, PRESSURE, professional narrator, self-conscious, Sensitive, Support, voiceover, weight

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Enchantments Applied:	215	Votes:	1952
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also experience the thrill of virtual fencing matches and strut your stuff on the catwalk as a part-time model*!

Forget about your insecurities and focus on having a blast in our virtual world. And don’t worry about gaining a few pounds, because in Minecraft, everyone is perfect just the way they are – even if you’re not exactly attractive in real life (we won’t judge!).

So come join us on our server and leave your worries behind. Who needs abs when you can have a diamond sword and a pixelated runway to strut your stuff on?

*Disclaimer: Fencing and modeling may not actually be available on our server, but we promise you’ll still have a great time!

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	2672

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

InsecureCraft: Build Confidence!

Affirmations, BUILD, Confidence, counseling, Emotional healing, inner peace, InsecureCraft, Insecurities, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming insecurities, personal growth, positive mindset, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-validation, Therapy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Votes:	8594	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of feeling insecure in your Minecraft skills? Join our server and watch those insecurities disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like a diamond in a sea of coal. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted armor gives you the confidence of a warrior and the swagger of a pig riding a chicken. So come on over and say goodbye to self-doubt, because on our server, you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro player in no time!

ShortStackTallCraft

body image, Challenges, Communication, Confidence, CONS, dynamics, height difference, Insecurities, Intimacy, misconceptions, physical compatibility, POSITIONS, Preferences, Pros, relationships, satisfaction, sex, short guy, ShortStackTallCraft, Stereotypes, tall girl

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of hilarious antics and crazy adventures!

Join our server and experience the epic battle between short guys and tall girls in the virtual world. Will the short guys be able to reach the tall girls’ hearts (and other body parts)? Or will the tall girls tower over them in more ways than one?

Pros of joining our server: – Witness the hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings that happen when short guys and tall girls try to get it on in Minecraft. – Enjoy the chaos and drama that unfolds as these mismatched couples navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships. – Laugh your way through awkward moments and unexpected surprises as you explore the wacky world of short guy-tall girl dynamics.

Cons of joining our server: – Your sides may ache from laughing so hard at the ridiculous scenarios that play out between short guys and tall girls. – You may become addicted to the non-stop entertainment and find yourself spending hours on end immersed in the madness of our server. – You might just end up falling in love with the quirky characters and crazy situations that make our server so unique.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an open mind (and a sense of humor) as you dive into the world of short guys and tall girls in Minecraft.

Dreamy Mating Minecraft Server

adolescence, catching up, DATING, dreamy, first time, girl, hormones, incel, Insecurities, Masculinity, mating, Minecraft, PRESSING, puberty, pursuing femoids, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual development, social interactions, t levels, testosterone levels, wet dreams

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	527924	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies of mating and pressing girls! Our server is so magical that it can even boost your testosterone levels and turn you into a real Chad in no time. Join now before you miss out on your chance to escape inceldom and become a Minecraft player with game!

SkyRunFitCraft

Aerodynamics, alternative transportation, Exercise, FANTASY, FITNESS, flying, Futuristic Concepts, health benefits, human abilities, human evolution, human potential, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, leisure activities, LIMITATIONS, limitations of human body, physical activity, Running, Sci Fi, SkyRunFitCraft, speculative fiction

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1595	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

hey u! u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, on dis server, u can fly like a bird with no wings! u can soar through da sky like superman on steroids!

imagine dis, u flyin around buildin ur dream house in da clouds, makin all da other players jelly of ur epic skills. u can be da ruler of da skies, da king of da clouds!

so come join us on dis server where gravity is just a suggestion and da possibilities are endless! fly high, my friend, fly high!

HandwrittenHilarity

academic performance, brain development, cognitive benefits, cognitive function, creativity, critical thinking, digital age, education, embodied experience, fine motor skills, hand-eye coordination, handwriting, HandwrittenHilarity, learning, memory retention, motor skills, Technology, thinking, traditional writing, Typing, writing by hand

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5596	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

So, like, have you ever thought about how writing by hand is, like, way better than typing for thinking and learning? Like, seriously, there’s some super important stuff happening when you’re scribbling away on paper. It’s, like, all about those cognitive benefits, man.

Join our Minecraft server and, like, experience the power of hand-written notes in a digital world. Your brain will, like, totally thank you for it. Plus, we have, like, magical pens that make your builds ten times cooler. True story, bro.

So, like, come join us and unleash the true potential of your brain while crafting epic creations. Who needs typing when you have the power of the pen, amirite? Let’s get scribbling, my dudes!

BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

ass, Backstabbing, BackstabbingCraft, BETRAYAL, Campaign, DAGGERS, Democrat, democrats, election, funny, humor, Joe, joe biden, Kissing, loyalty, Minecraft, Politics, reconciliation, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, winning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Emeralds Found:	3861	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	991532
Potions Brewed:	144	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?

SpaniCraft Server

Competition, controversy, decision, football, Foul, Game, immediate penalty, la liga, match, officiating, penalty kick, Players, Referees, review, rules, Server, spain, SpaniCraft, sports, Teams, VAR check, video assistant referee

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	160	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Communication, Disappointment, emotions, family dynamics, foster children, FosterCraft, Grandparents, grudge, Help, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MONEY, neglect, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Sacrifices, Server, Support, Trade, union, upbringing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5040
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	143
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchantments Applied:	62
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4802	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.