We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!
Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!
Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!
Join us and find your perfect player two who can slay creepers with you, mine diamonds together, and even build a castle for your future Minecraft wedding!
Our server is filled with handsome Steve look-alikes and beautiful Alex clones just waiting to meet their pixelated soulmates. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and swipe right on love in the world of Minecraft!
>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!
With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!
So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!
But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!
join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.
plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.
come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that moo in perfect harmony. our villagers are known for throwing the best parties in all of minecraft land. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.
our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. need a stack of diamonds? poof, it’s yours. wanna ride a dragon? consider it done. they make dreams come true faster than you can say “ender dragon.”
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves. but hey, what’s life without a little risk, amirite?
HorizonMines GameplayDive into an immersive, one of a kind skymining server, we offer an interesting main progression with PVP & PVE aspects as well as tons of side progressions such as fishing, tridents, treasure/head hunts and way more, you will never get bored on HorizonMines.
GiveawaysWe often host ingame and discord nitro giveaways in our discord for players, you can join our discord now with this link: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNu
BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTWe are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!
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Discord: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNuIP: HorizonMines.netBedrock IP: horizonmines.bedrock.minehut.ggWebsite: https://HorizonMines.netStore: https://store.horizonmines.net
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mc.horizonmines.net
| Server Name | Seqcraft SMP |
|---|---|
| Gameplay | Vanilla Minecraft |
| Community Focus | Building a hermitcraft-minded community |
| World Reset | Approximately every major Java edition release |
| Server Rules | No stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism |
| Age Range | 13+ to 40+ |
The world resets approximately every major Java edition release, which initiates a 7-day countdown to a new season.
The server enforces a policy of “be fair and be decent” which includes no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism, or excessive drama. Playing together and building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.
The server welcomes players aged 13+ to 40+, with a focus on having a mature community where adult behavior is expected. Younger members under 18 are allowed with vouching from existing members or by submitting a whitelist application.
Instructions for whitelisting can be found in the server’s Discord channel #server-info: https://discord.gg/Nhwsaw96Rx
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Russian women have hidden all the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your share of the treasure?
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the infamous Russian bear riding a minecart through the server, causing chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness this wild spectacle!
So come join us on our server where Russian women won’t just steal your diamonds, they’ll steal your heart too. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else!
Join us and witness the miracle of learning to walk and talk again in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life therapy when you can just play on our server and become a functional human being once more? Don’t wait any longer, come join us and start your journey to rediscovering your basic motor skills. It’s a whole new level of gameplay, literally!
Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
On our server, you won’t be pulled out of art classes or denied opportunities just because someone else can’t have them. Achieve greatness without the drama of family members crying and accusing you of being selfish for wanting to better yourself.
Don’t let anyone hold you back from reaching your full potential, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs family loyalty when you can have diamonds and epic builds instead? Join now and build your future without the guilt trips!
Join our server and experience the thrill of living out your wildest movie fantasies in blocky form. Who needs Hollywood when you can create your own epic adventures right here? So come on, grab your popcorn and get ready for a cinematic Minecraft experience like no other!