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SpiderWebSnacks
come join our minecraft server and find out! we have the most realistic spiderwebs that you can actually eat in the game. they taste like cotton candy mixed with unicorn tears. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon wearing a tutu. if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep the tutu as a prize. also, we have a pet zombie named fred who tells the best dad jokes. seriously, you won’t find a server as wacky and wild as ours. so come on over and let’s have a blast together! -
CraftyMomDisinvite
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where we embrace all hobbies, even the ones that involve collecting spiders!Imagine a world where your special interest in insects is not only accepted but celebrated. Our server is a safe space for all bug enthusiasts, whether you like to study them, draw them, or even embroider them (yes, that’s a thing).
But beware, if you dare to squish a spider on our server, you might just find yourself banned faster than you can say “arachnophobia”. We take insect rights very seriously here.
Join us on this wild adventure where family drama meets bug collections, and where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of bugs crawling around. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
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Moths2Flames: Campfire Chaos
join our server and you too can experience the thrill of moth-like attraction to the fiery pits of minecraft! we promise you won’t actually catch on fire like those silly moths, but you will catch on to the addictive gameplay and endless possibilities of our server!imagine riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds, only to land in a pool of jello that bounces you back up to the top of the cliff for round two! that’s the kind of insanity you can expect on our server.
we’ve got unicorns that fart rainbows, zombies that breakdance instead of attack, and villagers that speak in nothing but dad jokes. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?
so come on down to our server and let your inner moth be drawn to the brightest, most entertaining flame you’ll ever experience in minecraft!
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BugLove: The Climate Crisis Edition
so, liek, u kno how climate change is, liek, messing with everything? well, turns out it’s even, liek, messing with insects’ love lives, bro. like, they can’t even, liek, find a mate anymore cuz of global heating and stuff.but, liek, fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on this server, we got insects of all shapes, sizes, and colours, ready to mingle and, liek, get their freak on. u wanna see a neon pink beetle try to seduce a blue butterfly? we gotchu covered, fam.
join our server and witness the wildest insect love stories unfold before your very eyes. who needs reality TV when u got bugs getting it on in Minecraft? trust me, u won’t regret it. come for the bugs, stay for the drama. let’s get this insect party started, y’all! ππ¦π #BugLoveForever
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CreepyCrawlyCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where spiders and ants have deep thoughts and chatbots are dumb as rocks! u can build a house with spider friends and have intellectual debates with the ants. who needs AI when u have insects with wisdom beyond their years? join now for a mind-blowing experience unlike any other! -
BugHouseParty
So, like, imagine this, right? You join our server and you’re not just playing with other players, you’re playing with insects too! They have their own little insect society going on, like a bug version of The Sims or something. You can trade with them, go on quests with them, maybe even start a bug revolution, who knows? It’s a whole new level of gameplay, man. Plus, they throw the best bug parties, you gotta see it to believe it. So come join us and be part of the insect house crew, it’s gonna be lit! -
SkyScraperBugs
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bruh! We got insects living in skyscrapers, man! They never been outside, just chillin’ in their tiny bug apartments, sippin’ on bug juice and playin’ bug games. It’s a whole bug city up in here, fam! And guess what? You can be the mayor of Bugtown if you join our server! Build your own bug empire and rule over all the insect peeps. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking cows that tell jokes. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come on, join us and let’s get buggy with it! -
TickTerrorFlusherCraft
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can battle against evil ticks that have taken over the world! These tiny creatures are out for revenge after years of being flicked into toilets and flushed away. But fear not, for you can team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from their wrath!Not only will you have the chance to fight against tick armies, but you can also build your own tick-proof fortress and protect yourself from their relentless attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even venture into the dangerous Tick Cave where the biggest and baddest ticks reside.
So come join us on this wild adventure and show those pesky ticks who’s boss! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Tick-tack-toe, it’s time to go!
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PrincessPestParty
come join our epic minecraft server where disney princesses are actually attracting bugs and spiders!!! watch as snow white befriends a creeper and cinderella rides a skeleton horse into battle.our server is filled with magical creatures and insane adventures, like fighting off a horde of zombie mickeys or exploring the enchanted forest where the trees are made of diamond blocks.
we have custom plugins that allow you to transform into your favorite disney character and use their special abilities to conquer the land. imagine flying around as tinkerbell or shooting fireballs as elsa.
join now and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knew that cute animals and disney princesses could attract bugs and spiders? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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FlySucksButNoMosqs
So, like, you know how house flies are, like, super annoying and stuff? well, on this server, we don’t have house flies, but we do have house mosquitos! but don’t worry, they’re, like, totally chill and won’t bother you while you’re building your epic creations.join our server for the thrill of dodging virtual mosquitos while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s like a survival game, but with a twist! plus, our mosquitos are, like, super cute and will totally become your new best friends.
so, like, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the mosquitos are friendly and the adventures are endless. who knew getting bit by a mosquito could be so much fun?