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Venomous Bug Breeders
research, insect population control, genetic engineering, insect-specific venom proteins, bioengineeringjoin our server for a wild ride like no other! we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff like makin’ male insects shoot venom proteins in their semen. it’s like a toxic male technique on steroids, man! when these bugs mate, the females lose their minds and can’t spread disease no more. it’s like a bug soap opera up in here! come join the madness and see what other wacky experiments we got goin’ on. you won’t be disappointed, trust me! -
ToothGrow Minecraft Server
lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already! -
Heblocraft Air Strike!
Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun! -
Tarkin’s GrannyCraft
so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life! -
CraftyUnity Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!
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Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders. -
CraftyKitchenCo
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!
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BlockyPolitix-Freezone
Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls. -
CraftyCossacks
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!