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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2836 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
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SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU LAUGHING LIKE A VILLAGER WHO JUST DISCOVERED A MINE FULL OF EMERALDS!