Insect Bites MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

World Control Minecraft Server

Trackers, mosquitoes, PARANOIA, Conspiracy Theory, secret agenda

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on why mosquitoes still exist! Turns out, the government is using them to implant trackers on your body. But don’t worry, we’ve figured out a way to outsmart them by building our own virtual world where the mosquitoes can’t touch us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and uncover the truth behind the mosquito conspiracy. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret government base hidden in the virtual world! So come on, join us and see if you can prove this insane theory wrong. Just watch out for those pesky mosquito bites…

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MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!

human health, genetic alteration, MosquitoCraft, environmental impact, biological alteration

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

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Bug Off! – A Bite-Free Minecraft Server

control, Instinct, Server, humans, insect control

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the bugs are as friendly as the players! Join us for a wild adventure filled with LOLZ and EPIC quests.

On our server, all insects that bite humans have been trained to give massages instead! Imagine getting a relaxing massage from a friendly mosquito while you mine for diamonds. It’s a game-changer, literally.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs boring old chicken nuggets when you can have diamond nuggets?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the bugs are your friends and the chickens are your jewelers. It’s a world like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

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BdayBashMC Server

exhaustion, different priorities, celebration, tiring, Surprise party

Are you tired of selfish husbands who don’t appreciate the effort you put into their birthdays? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a giant cake for your husband’s birthday without even breaking a sweat. And guess what? He’ll love it no matter what because, let’s face it, it’s a virtual cake!

Forget about morning sickness and exhausting parties, on our server, you can throw the biggest surprise birthday bash for your husband with just a few clicks. Plus, there’s no need to keep your pregnancy a secret – virtual babies don’t need to be hidden until they’re four months old!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your virtual husband will surprise you with a party that will put your real-life celebrations to shame!

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SassySiblingsMC

Therapy, Inheritance, Trauma, sibling rivalry, parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, complete with pools and additions for your virtual children. No jealous sisters or judgmental mothers allowed here – only fun and creativity!

Forget therapy sessions, on our server you can let out your frustrations by building and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone tells you to “fug off”, just block them and move on to the next adventure!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family drama when you have virtual blocks to play with?

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HellCity Minecraft Server

world city, spooky, Hell, Minecraft, Urban Legends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server takes you on a wild ride to the portal of hell itself! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, on our server you’ll be dodging fireballs and battling demons in the streets of the most hellish city in the world!

Join us if you dare, and explore the depths of the underworld while trying to survive the chaos and destruction all around you. Who knows, you might even make friends with a demon or two along the way! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of hell itself!

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RespawnRevival

spirituality, RespawnRevival, FAITH, divine intervention, Near Death Experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’ve ever had a near-death experience and want to explore the afterlife in blocky form.

Our server is so immersive that players who have “died” for a few minutes in real life have reported seeing Minecraft blocks floating in their vision. Some have even claimed to have built entire castles in the sky while in this state. It’s like a whole new level of creativity unlocked by cheating death!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also challenge the Grim Reaper to a build-off competition. If you win, you get to keep your life and gain access to exclusive diamond armor. Lose, and well, let’s just say you’ll respawn in a not-so-friendly place.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your views on religion and life after death, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a pixelated block.

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BrainyCraft: Physics Fails!

force application, trajectory calculation, human brain, brain power, ball throwing

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! we have created a virtual world where you can test your physics skills in the most outrageous ways possible.

imagine throwing a ball through a 10 foot high metal ring while riding a pig! or calculating the trajectory of a creeper explosion to land right on top of your friend’s head.

our server is so advanced, it will make your brain hurt in the best way possible. forget about self driving cars, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft physicist!

but be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to exercise those brain muscles like never before!

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DementiaCraft: The Ultimate Memory Test

Memory, randomized controlled trial, intensive lifestyle changes, healthy aging, cognitive impairment treatment

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creepers and zombies oh my! we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question ur sanity.

join us and u might just forget all about that mild cognitive impairment or early dementia u were worried about. our server is like a brain workout, keeping u sharp and focused as u navigate through our pixelated paradise.

who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft all day? trust us, it’s scientifically proven to improve ur cognitive function and memory. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some crazy sht together!

*Disclaimer: not actually scientifically proven, but who cares? it’s minecraft, dude.

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2s1m: Anarchists Gone Wild – Come Make Some Chaos!

2s1m Anarchy Server Overview

Server Type	Anarchy
Version	1.12.2
Start Date	June 4th, 2024
Availability	24/7
Map Size	55k x 55k

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Feel free to join at all times!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the 2s1m server?	Yes, as an anarchy server, griefing is allowed.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the 2s1m server.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	Yes, hacks and cheats are allowed on the 2s1m server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, the server is open to all players.