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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8497 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
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