inscrutable mysteries

Picture this: You log on and all of a sudden you’re surrounded by giant chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because on this server, the chickens are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you start dancing the chicken dance with them.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every Tuesday. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, you read that right, a taco diamond block. Who wouldn’t want to get their hands on that?

But the real highlight of this server is the weekly llama races. Strap on your saddle and hold on tight as you race through obstacles and dodge flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you saying “What the f*ck was his problem?” in the best way possible, then come join us and let the madness begin!