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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4412 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4678 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that have taken over the land, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a prize!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks when you’re not looking.
