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Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	115

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

CraftyPhilippines Minecraft Server

bilateral cooperation, Commitment, CraftyPhilippines, defense pact, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Ironclad, military partnership, military presence, Minecraft, mutual defense treaty, Pacific region, Philippines, reaffirms, regional stability, security alliance, Server, Southeast Asia, strategic alliance, US

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

join the most EPIC minecraft server ever cuz we got diamond armor for days and a village full of villagers who will trade you anything for emeralds. we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle in the sky. come join us and be part of the most LIT minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT AF.

ChasmCraft: Ukrainians vs. Russia

ChasmCraft, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, European backers, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, optimism, Optimistic, poll, Profound chasm, public opinion, russia, Support, survey results, ukrainians, war efforts, winning war

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a PROFOUND CHASM of fun waiting for you! our players are more optimistic about winning against creepers than any other server out there! we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you can imagine. join us and be a part of the most epic war against mobs that minecraft has ever seen! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CaveCraft51K

Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, art history, artistic expression, cave art, CaveCraft51K, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, discovery, early humans, figurative, historical artifacts, History, Indonesia, narrative scene, oldest, Painting, paleolithic era, prehistoric, rock art

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	1557
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

yo, imagine joining a Minecraft server where you can travel back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and cavemen were painting on walls like it was nobody’s business. this server is like a time machine, but instead of going to the future, you’re going wayyy back to witness some epic prehistoric shenanigans.

we got caves filled with ancient paintings that will blow your mind. you can explore and discover the secrets of our prehistoric ancestors while dodging dinosaurs and trying not to get eaten. it’s like Jurassic Park meets the Flintstones, but in Minecraft form.

join our server for a wild ride through history, where you can befriend a woolly mammoth, ride a sabertooth tiger, and maybe even invent fire (okay, maybe not that last one). don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate throwback adventure. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back to the stone age and have a blast!

Oceanic SMP: Where We Pretend We Know What Vanilla Means – Whitelist Only! 1.21.0!

1.21.0, Active, building, comms, Community, Discord, Factions, Goodies, inventory, Lgbt, Means, Minecraft, Neurodiverse, Oceanic, PRETEND, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, streaming, System, Talking, Temple, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3901	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Oceanic SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Welcoming Community	Active players from all over the world
Simplified Rules	Easy to follow rules for a better gaming experience
Minecraft-Discord Comms	Communicate with other players through Discord
Keep Inventory On	Players keep their inventory on death
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Streaming Friendly	Supportive of players who stream gameplay
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to everyone, including LGBTQ+ community

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server and follow the rules and whitelist process provided there.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, the server has simplified rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure your friends also follow the rules and whitelist process.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Currently, PvP is disabled on the server to create a more friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

ChunkyChic Minecraft Server

ChunkyChic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of misfits and oddballs, including the mid, out of shape girl who’s your looksmatch and would be perfectly happy to date you! Who needs a perfect 10 when you can have a solid 5 who’s just as into Minecraft as you are?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who have formed their own civilization and have even started their own llama-themed religion. Join them in their llama worship ceremonies and maybe even become a llama yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who knows, you might just find love in the form of that mid, out of shape girl who’s been waiting for someone just like you to come along and sweep her off her blocky feet!

CraftyModels Minecraft Server

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Cambrian-1, Censorship, chatbot, chatbot arena, code optimization, CraftyModels, Gemma 2, inference engines, language models, LLM, LLM Compiler, local models, machine learning, Meta, Minecraft, multimodal, programming, Server, text generation, vision-centric, VRAM calculator

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us at this server where we discuss and develop local language models because why not? We’ve got Japanese LLaMA-based models pre-trained on 2T tokens – that’s like, a lot of tokens, dude. And don’t even get me started on Gemma 2, it’s so awesome that it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Meta announcing the LLM Compiler, based on Code Llama – because llamas are obviously the key to code optimization and disassembly. And have you heard about Cambrian-1? It’s a collection of vision-centric multimodal LLMs that will blow your mind!

So come on over to our server where we have chatbot arena battles, programming challenges, and even a censorship leaderboard because who doesn’t love a little competition, am I right?

But that’s not all – we’ve got tools like the Alpha Calculator, VRAM Calculator, and even a sampler visualizer to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have a llama-tastic time together!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4 young kids, aita, alone, Boundaries, boys weekend, children, Communication, exclusion, family, Friends, go out, Hangout, invited, job opportunity, KidzCraft, Minecraft, night, not letting, parenting, Server, so, Twins, weekend, Wifes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Potions Brewed:	115
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being left out of the fun like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included – even if you have a whole army of kids to take care of! Join us and experience the joy of building, mining, and crafting with your fellow players, who will never leave you out in the cold like those mean villagers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action! So come on over and join the party – we promise you’ll never feel left out again!

FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid

#impatience, Agitation, Apology, care home, colours, Communication, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid, FIRED, Inappropriate Behavior, misbehaving, misunderstanding, non verbal, Organizer, orphanage, patience, scolding, special needs child, teaching, volunteering

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	536	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your morals and ethics? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and questionable decisions.

Just like the time a player got their fiancé “fired” for scolding a special needs child. Imagine the chaos that would unfold in our server! Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life drama like this?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will someone build an epic castle or will they accidentally set it on fire? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even make some questionable life choices along the way!

SchooledMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

anxiety, boring classes, bullying, cafeteria food, early mornings, education, Exams, group projects, hate, homework, lack of creativity, learning, long hours, Minecraft, peer pressure, School, SchooledMC, Server, social pressure, standardized tests, stress, strict rules, teachers, Ultimate

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Emeralds Found:	3773	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Tired of getting detention for building secret redstone contraptions in the school library? Sick of getting kicked out of class for trying to tame a wild ocelot in the hallway? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about pesky teachers ruining your fun again. Build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even discover a hidden portal to a secret dimension where unicorns roam free. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and start your epic adventure!

Blocky Pleasure Palace

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Void Gems Collected:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Enchantments Applied:	160

Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!