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SickBoyfriendGoneMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, compromise, demanding, emotional, Guilt, inconsiderate, INSANE, leverage, OVERWHELMING, relationship, Ridiculous, self-care, self-centered, sick boyfriend, SickBoyfriendGoneMCServer, Stubborn, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ores Mined:	3881
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mines Excavated:	2944	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the drama and chaos just like this relationship story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of dealing with overly emotional players who act like it’s the end of the world over the smallest things. 2. Get a taste of the in-game grunts and refusal to leave the safety of their virtual house. 3. Enjoy the challenge of trying to sympathize with players who demand tea, snacks, and constant attention. 4. Explore a world where players expect you to cater to their every whim, but get upset when you suggest something different. 5. Witness the epic battles between self-centered players and those who just want to have a good time.

Don’t miss out on all the drama and insanity – join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the crazy world of relationships and sick days!

PartyPanic Minecraft Server

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Chaos, clown show, confusion, Disaster, Dysfunctional, INSANE, Lost, Lunacy, Meltdown, Minecraft, Nonsensical, out of control, Party, PartyPanic, Ridiculous, ridiculous behavior, sanity, Server, wrong, WTF

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a community of players who have lost all sanity and are living in a complete clown show?

Join us if you’re tired of boring, normal servers and want to experience pure madness and mayhem. Our spawn point is a giant circus tent filled with crazy clowns and exploding TNT cannons.

Explore our custom-built mini-games like “Lava Parkour of Doom” and “Pig Racing on Ice.” Don’t forget to visit our petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies (they’re surprisingly friendly once you get to know them).

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance until you drop (literally, there’s a trapdoor that opens up if you stop moving).

So come on down to our clown show of a Minecraft server and prepare to lose your mind in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!

PixelatedParanormal

anomaly, BIZARRE, disbelief, eXtraordinary, EYES, eyewitness account, Incredible, INSANE, Mysterious, Paranormal, Phenomenon, PixelatedParanormal, proof, skepticism, strange, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable story, Unexplainable, unproven, witnessed

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3600	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or witnessed a group of villagers break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun sets? Well, on our Minecraft server, these are just everyday occurrences!

Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the laws of physics and logic don’t apply. Build your dream castle out of floating blocks, ride a llama into the sunset, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But beware, the land is also filled with mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you might encounter a talking cow or a group of mischievous Endermen throwing a party.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and prepare for a journey like no other. Who needs proof when you have a server full of absurdity and laughter waiting for you?

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Events, field, Friends, guides, hovercraft, INSANE, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, useful links, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your chair and into a pit of lava.

2. Need some new friends to play with? Our server is the perfect place to find circles, clubs, and friends who are just as wacky and wild as you are.

3. Ever wanted to participate in a Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Get ready to strategize and fight off enemies under the moonlight.

4. Total Assault: Binah awaits you in our server, where you’ll face insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

5. And don’t even get me started on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set. With light armor and intense battles, you’ll need all the skills you can muster to conquer this challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Adventures, behavior patterns, belief systems, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, different results, Expectations, habits, INSANE, Insanity, irrationality, mental health, mindset, outcomes, patterns, perspective, quantum physics, quantum world, QuantumCraft, Reality, repeating actions, Repetition, same thing twice

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Trannifesto Minecraft Server

CHRISTIANS, chuds, conservative media, controversy, Daily Wire, extremism, Hate Speech, INSANE, Journalism, LGBTQ, matt walsh, Minecraft, News, online discourse, PSYCHOTIC, Server, social media, Trannifesto, tranny, Transphobia, twitter, viral tweet

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to uncover the legendary Trannifesto, rumored to be hidden in the depths of our virtual world. Beware, though, as the psychotic trannies and chuds are always on the prowl! Will you be able to survive their wrath and emerge victorious? Join now for an adventure like no other!

WTF Moments Minecraft Server

Astounding, bewildering, BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, INSANE, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, Minecraft, MOMENTS, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, WTF, wtf moment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchantments Applied:	197	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	6627	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink llamas started dancing around you, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet!

Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. The craziest WTF moments happen here on the daily, and you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

afrocentrist, AI groups, battle of the sexes, brainrot, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, coping mechanisms, covid, crazycraft, Dystopia, Homeless, INSANE, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, ONLINE, pandemic, reddit, satanic abortion, schizo rambling, Server, social media, trump

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

What the Block?!

#premise, adaptation, airsoft, Anime, BLOCK, Character development, character study, cute girls playing airsoft, Explanation, Gainax, Gainax’s last anime, Gainax’s legacy, INSANE, Manga adaptation, plot twist, serious, Show, unexpected, WTF

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4756
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	568
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Runes Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Imagine starting off with a simple premise of cute girls playing airsoft, but then BAM! It turns into a wild ride of ultra serious character study. You’ll never know what to expect next on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, it’s like the creators were on a whole other level of creativity. They took a short manga and turned it into a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. And get this, it’s one of Gainax’s last anime ever! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where Creepers Roam Free & Players Build Insane Castles! LOL

alternate history, Artificial Intelligence, Brazil, BUILD, Castles, Computer, creative storytelling, CREEPERS, Digital World, early 20th century, fake country, fantasy realm, free, Gaming, Historical accuracy, immersive experience, INSANE, Interactive Fiction, lol, Pandemonium, parallel universe, pixelated, Players, programming, Real World, roam, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, world

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a world that’s like the early 20th century, but with a twist – there’s a fake country called Brazil! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Who needs bacon when you can have bling?

2. Our villagers are all trained in interpretive dance. Need to trade for some emeralds? Just bust a move and they’ll hook you up.

3. The oceans are filled with mermaids who will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that underwater concert?

4. Our Nether realm is actually a giant disco party, complete with lava lamps and funky beats. It’s lit, literally.

5. And last but not least, our fake country of Brazil is ruled by a talking pineapple named Sir Pineapple III. He’s a benevolent dictator who ensures that all players are well-fed with virtual pizza and soda.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Minecraft with a side of insanity?

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	155	Magic Items Found:	2339
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crops Grown:	1780	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Farms Harvested:	841
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Villages Defended:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!